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Eenie
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Location: Virginia, USA

Post by Eenie »

Well, I happen to agree; I have seen nothing 'funny' here for a long time, and only read this today after being asked. Seems there are many things on this forum I do not read anymore, mainly all the Romanian posts in the CService section. I do not read Romanian. Thought the forum was to be in English, except for one subsection in each section for another language. I think we are getting carried away with allowing so many different Romanian postings.

Eenie
;-(

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m0use
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Post by m0use »

(04:04:58) <lilmoe> who needs help?
(04:05:05) <lordwilli> lilmoe me me
(04:05:17) <lilmoe> lordwilli in what?
(04:05:40) <lordwilli> oh lil a big problem. how can i change my gf? :P
(04:06:25) <lilmoe> lordwilli: go to http://cservice.girlfriends.org/live login and click on forms, then you will find Purge GirlFriend.
(04:06:36) <YouKnowMe> LOL
(04:07:03) <lilmoe> lol mouse :)
(04:07:18) <lordwilli> hehe but i have no gf :P

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sirAndrew
Posts: 760
Location: Romania

Post by sirAndrew »

Ok een and speeds because of what you think about all romanian posting on the forum and posting in romanian too i won`t post in the forum anymore for one month and i think other .ro users should do too! let`s see what happens! :devil:
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KoGiTo
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Location: Heaven

Post by KoGiTo »

sirAndrew wrote:Ok een and speeds because of what you think about all romanian posting on the forum and posting in romanian too i won`t post in the forum anymore for one month and i think other .ro users should do too! let`s see what happens! :devil:

/me *points* sirAndrew
I'll do that too , Have a good time .
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mxxl
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Post by mxxl »

There is a .ro ONLY section. USE IT

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Razvanet
Posts: 406
Location: Toronto,Canada

Post by Razvanet »

Since this is a funny logs section, i should really point out the least expected posts, and real useless in this forum those are :
Eenie wrote:Well, I happen to agree; I have seen nothing 'funny' here for a long time, and only read this today after being asked. Seems there are many things on this forum I do not read anymore, mainly all the Romanian posts in the CService section. I do not read Romanian. Thought the forum was to be in English, except for one subsection in each section for another language. I think we are getting carried away with allowing so many different Romanian postings.

Eenie
;-(
and
puterfixer wrote:Is my sense of humor deffective? I can't really find anything amusing in the past couple pages I've seen some funny logs before, but they are really good. Not any little channel joke should be posted here... I mean, hey - I can come up with some good sarcastic comments, but you don't see me pasting them here, do ya?
This are the least "funny" posts in this section...if you should complain about this, at least don't do it right here...people are lucking for funy logs even if some don't see them funny that dosen't mean other people can't. Now also mine becomes unrelated because of this "wrong placed posts", so why don't we try to keep it clean and clear...and not mess all over...if somebody goes off topic...don't let it completly go by posting more unrelated stuff and i'm pointing especialy to "complaints" or "opinions" however you want to see them. :x

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sirAndrew
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Location: Romania

Post by sirAndrew »

Razvanet pardon my english but: Get real dude! There should be a complain section for the "Funny logs" forum? That`s odd! and eenie and speeds are forum moderators they have the right to do this! btw we are off the subject of the forum so post funny logs not comments! :devil:
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Razvanet
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Location: Toronto,Canada

Post by Razvanet »

sirAndrew, are you even awake when you make posts ?, there is no need for making a new topic regarding "funy logs" complaints, all i said is that i'm absolutly sure there is a better place to place those comments then in here...100% sure there is, no reason to post right in here...too late now anyway. I do not look at who is what...i just say what i think...wheather the person is a president or a person talking giberish ! :-?

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FasTK|LLeR
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Location: Morocco

Post by FasTK|LLeR »

* Now talking in #siemens
* Topic is 'Channel For Sale , Starting From 50 Euro ! mail me at : vesa_mic@yahoo.com'
* Set by X on Sun Mar 14 10:51:20


hehe *no comments*

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puterfixer
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Post by puterfixer »

My post was a comment, an announcement regarding the contents of the other posts, and Eenie supported it. This thread turned into a post collector rather than a collection of quality messages. I don't mean to offend anyone with this, but it had to be said. People understood the message and complied. There really was no need to continue this off-topic discussion. You know, there's this thing called "silent acceptance" (in Romanian: incuviintare tacita) and is frequently used on forums, but some people didn't learn that yet. Now I will have to ask a moderator to clean up the off-topic mess above :roll:

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YounGun
Posts: 164
Location: Bucharest, Romania

Post by YounGun »

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

And a log for Mortal Kombat Fans:

* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

And regarding the last off topic posts: Razvanet since I have joined this forum , I have seen u posting nothing but useless threads. Why don't u think a little before posting, and don't so worked up all the time.. u might actually learn a thing or 2... Oh and regardin the romanian language... I agree fully with eenie, this is an international forum, thus an international language *should* be used.
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zK
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Location: Bucharest, RO

Post by zK »

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

:)
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mxxl
Posts: 46

Post by mxxl »

<snake2007> i need girlfriend thats my problem
<Dreadfull> snake2007 do a websearch ;)
<snake2007> where ... in the netscape or here ?
<snake2007> but i dont know how
<snake2007> i want girlfriend ircop not any user
<snake2007> cos when some one kicked me she will kill him
<snake2007> thats my dream

Kiath
Posts: 80

Post by Kiath »

*Romanian Only*

Un log cam lung, dar merita citit :)



Introducere:


* Joins: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139)

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> .....am auzit ca iara se duce siteul webchart pe apa sambetei......

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> apropo ai auzit de site?

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> ati auzit de site?

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> heloooooooo

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> ati auzit de site?

Un minut mai tarziu...

-> *x* ban #WebChart@MTV inocence 1 400 Apropo, ai auzit de site? Nu stiu daca ai aflat... Ai auzit de site?
* X sets mode: +b *!*a@213.233.95.*
* inocence was kicked by X ((Kiath) Apropo, ai auzit de site? Nu stiu daca ai aflat... Ai auzit de site?)
-X- Added ban *!*a@213.233.95.* to #WebChart@MTV at level 400

Un minut mai tarziu...

-> Ops #WebChart@MTV: Ba chiar ca liniste de mormant...
-e|ectric:@#WebChart@MTV- @ ata ete

Un minut mai tarziu...

-> *x* unban #WebChart@MTV inocence
* X sets mode: -b *!*a@213.233.95.*
-X- Removed 1 bans that matched inocence!~a@213.233.95.139
* Joins: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139)

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> auzitzi ....ce program de muzica fain,care copie de pe net este?

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> eu numa pe asta ma bazez sa copii muzica de pe net....ca CDuri originale io si asa nu iau
<inocence> !!!

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> shi imi spune shi mie cineva ce drak de program pt muzica sa copii?

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> mai Kethal ce se va intampla cu siteul webchart?

Un minut mai tarziu...

<inocence> auziti cine imi spune un site de unde sa copii kazaa?
<inocence> pls
<Kethal> http://www.protv.ro
<sharpele> http://www.fatfred.com
<inocence> mersi


Cuprins:


* incubika plays metallica-blackened
<inocence> cum fac sa-mi apara shi mie ca ascult melodia cutare?
<inocence> ca nu le am cu netu\
<Ecstazy^> nici noi
<incubika> inocence nici io
<incubika> le scriu derect
<inocence> cum adica derect?
<inocence> de la obtiuni
<inocence> de sus?
* Ecstazy^ a mai bagat o data mel aia
* incubika slaps inocence around a bit with a large trout
<inocence> na cum ati facut asta...
<inocence> dupa ce reusesc si io

Nu prea e amuzant, eh? Doar alt utilizator batut in cap care foloseste Ircul. Nu e nici o problema, acum incepe distractia.

<Kethal> inocence /part #WebChart@MTV slaps inocence around a bit with a large trout
<Kethal> inocence, scrie femeie asa...
<inocence> cum drak fac shi io?
<Kethal> /part #WebChart@MTV slaps around a bit with a large t
* Parts: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139) (slaps around a bit with a large t)

Un minut mai tarziu...

* Joins: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139)
<Kethal> inocence, trebuie sa scrii cu litere mari...
<sharpele> Kethal ca sa primesc o bere ce trebuie sa tastez? :)
<inocence> da cine drak m-o scos afara\|?
<Kethal> inocence, pai ai scris cu litere mici :)
<Kethal> sharpele: /quit beer Kethal rules beer timer 44 -rs
<inocence> mai kethal stai ca m-or scos afara
<inocence> shi m-am pierdut
<Kethal> inocence, pai ai scris cu litere mici...
<Kethal> Scrie cu litere mari...
<sharpele> /quit beer Kethal rules beer timer 44 -rs
<sharpele> hm.. nimic.. :)
<inocence> zi prima parte fara muzica
<inocence> ce scriu
<Kethal> /server slaps [nickname] -rs slaps around a bit
<Kethal> inocence, merge?
* Quits: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139) (Read error: EOF from client)

Un minut mai tarziu...

* Joins: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139)
<inocence> mai Kethal am scris cu litere mari shi m-o scos de tot de pe mirc
<inocence> ce curru meu
<Kethal> inocence sigur gresisi ceva...
<Kethal> inocence baga asa...
<inocence> zai
<Kethal> /quIT -server /me command slaps -nickname- RT
<Kethal> Sa scrii neaparat RT cu litere mari, acolo la sfarsit...
<Kethal> Daca nici acum nu merge, inseamna ca ai Mircu' instalat gresit...
<e|ectric> Kethal ai mila ba :)))
<inocence> la nickname ce bag?
<Kethal> LOL e|ectric
<Kethal> inocence, la nickname pui nickul aluia care vrei sa ii dai cu slap asa misto
* incubika slaps inocence around a bit with a large trout
<incubika> asha mishto
<Kethal> Uite asa... Baga...
<Kethal> Cu roz... Mama ce misto arata...
<incubika> au!
* Kethal slaps inocence around a bit with a large trout
<Ecstazy^> kooooool
* Kethal opens the door
* Kethal opening the door again...
<Kethal> Sase!
* Quits: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139) (Quit: -server /me command slaps -Kethal- RT)
<Kethal> LOOOOL
<LuckyLov3> LLLOOOLLL
<Kethal> Vru sa-mi dea slap, dupa ce ca o invat... Ce nesimtire...
<Kethal> <inocence> mersi ca ma ajutzi
<Kethal> <inocence> esti de treaba...
<Kethal> LOL

Un minut mai tarziu...

* Joins: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139)
<Kethal> inocence, ce naiba facusi?
<Kethal> inocence, nu scrisesi cu litere mari?!?!?
<inocence> ciuciu
<Kethal> inocence, stai asa, ca mai e una...
<Kethal> Aaa, ce idiot sunt...
<inocence> am dat copi shi paste la ce mi-ai spus tu
<inocence> shi m-o scos
<Kethal> Scuze, dadui gresit...
<inocence> pai?
<Kethal> /QUit -server /me command slaps -Kethal- RT
<Kethal> Era cu QU mare, la inceput, nu cu IT la sfarsit...
<Kethal> Scuze...
<Kethal> My mistake...
* Quits: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139) (Quit: -server /me command slaps -Kethal- RT)
<LuckyLov3> LOL
<incubika> :)
<Kethal> LOOOOOL
<e|ectric> Kethal las-o ba :))
<e|ectric> nu vezi cat de "smart" e :)

Un minut mai tarziu...

* Joins: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139)
<inocence> bai io ma impusc
<Kethal> inocence, a mers?
<inocence> nu
<inocence> ma scos
<Kethal> inocence, stai putin, sa intreb pe cineva...
<inocence> mai ai idei?
<Kethal> inocence, gasii...
<Kethal> Trebuia sa mearga si aia, dar se pare ca ai mircul gresit instalat...
<inocence> ce gasisi?
<Kethal> Comanda
<Ecstazy^> si eu i-am zis tot la fel
<inocence> da?
<inocence> shi ce drak fac?

Intre timp, pe privat, un alt prieten retardat de-al meu...

<daRkMeN-> te duci la posta si ii zici pizdei ca vrei sa ajunga cat mai repede coletul

Inapoi, in canal...

<Ecstazy^> te face op
<Ecstazy^> ca pe Kethal
* Quits: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139) (Quit: -server /me command slaps -Kethal- RT)
<Kethal> Ia :P
<Kethal> LOOOOOL
<incubika> saraca...
<incubika> :)))
<Kethal> Ma, e criminala...
<Ecstazy^> sa ma ierte Dumnezeu
<Kethal> Ii dau acum comanda de shutdown :D
<incubika> cre k a pus botu...
<Ecstazy^> da eu nu ii mai zic nimic

Un minut mai tarziu...

* Joins: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139)
<Kethal> inocence, tu citesti ce zic eu?
<inocence> da mai
<incubika> Kethal gata mah, termina...
<Kethal> Shut up :P
<Ecstazy^> cand omu nu are ce face
<sharpele> tocmai ca are ce face :)
<Kethal> inocence, stai putin...
<inocence> mai Kethal lasam pe maine...
<inocence> ce zici
<Kethal> inocence, nu...
<Kethal> Acum eu vreau sa te ajut...
<Kethal> Ai putina rabdare...
<inocence> okay,,mai stau putin
<inocence> da nu ,mult
<inocence> ca nu ma pot scula de dimineata
<inocence> shi m-o luat draku


Incheiere:


<Kethal> inocence ia vezi asa...
<Kethal> /run shutdown.exe -r
<e|ectric> bai tu eshti belea
<inocence> ii cu -r
<inocence> sau fara
<Kethal> Cu r
<inocence> shi dupa slap
<Kethal> O dadusi cu r?
<inocence> mi-a aparut virusu
* Quits: inocence (~a@213.233.95.139) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Kethal> Ii aparu It is now safe to turn off your computer :P


Noapte buna :)

Kiath
Posts: 80

Post by Kiath »

*English*

Although you are a Cservice administrator or an Irc operator, that does not mean you may not get drunk sometimes. We have the proof right here.

* Joins: thee (~dreams@thee.users.undernet.org)
<Lupci> heya thee ;)
* X sets mode: +o thee
<[kidnap]> OH NO! LOOK WHO'S HERE!
<lordwilli> wb thee

A few minutes later, after one more glass of alcohol probably...

<thee> why you guys salut people you don't even know ?

A few more minutes later... One more :)

* TJ heya [kidnap] thee & all :)
<thee> someone please explain
<thee> why the hell people salut me when i have no idea who they are
<thee> su** ups ?
<KoGiTo> thee,'cause you're opped (/me *hides*)
<Kethal> Not always, KoGiTo :)

Oh, my God... Not another one, please :)

<thee> this ain't a freakin chat channel
<thee> Zmeu` english please or join later
<Lupci> thee why later ? [kidnap] knows romanian ..
<thee> [kidnap] is away ... Lucien do not ever argu with what i say again
<thee> that last phrase whas 4 you Lupci not Lucien
<thee> stupid tab

Stupid tab? Yeah, you are right, he had another one :)

<Lupci> thee huh .. ? [kidnap] idle 20 s .. whatever I do not want to argue .....
<lordneo> he's leaving lupci :)
* X sets mode: +b *!*@Lupci.users.undernet.org
* Lupci was kicked by X ((thee) your arguing again take a 48 our break .. learn some respect)

Maybe Lupci should say 20 seconds, not just s... You never know how a drunk person can misinterpret...
Oh, thank God Lupci did not say 20 sex... I do not even want to think about it... :P

* [kidnap] has quit IRC (Quit: *sigh*)
<thee> lordneo do not step me again
<thee> when i speak you sit back

I bet he spit when he typed these angry lines :)

<lordneo> i didn't mentioned to do that, but sorry.
<thee> better be
<Ahmenty> thee ty, i apreciate your vocabulary
<thee> you what ?

Oh, God, he had one more...

* zucker^^^ bye bye I'm leaving (please join and stay in #red-bull )
* thee sets mode: +b *!*st1@193.230.234.*
* zucker^^^ was kicked by thee (IIII can't HEAAAAAAAR you!)

You are too drunk to do it, of course :)

And there goes the solution to our problem! REDBULL!

<seahawk> and how i help him?
<thee> you don't

So he wants to be the only helper... Ok.

A few minutes later...

* thee sets mode: +m
<thee> All ask your questions in the chan in one line and someone will assist you ...
<thee> i can not all help you at the same time
<thee> Patience is a Virtue
* thee sets mode: -m

So he wants more helpers... Ok :)

<thee> seahawk take a site ---------->

Uhm... Lesbians.Com, how does it sound? Oooh! You meant "Sit"! Sorry :)

<Ahmenty> thee are u busy, i can be back later
<thee> Ahmenty no just trying to put some sence in those wanabee
<seahawk> np i will part
<thee> easy way
<thee> part that's good

One minute later...

<thee> you people are nuts ?

Oh, my God... I bet his face is red and he stares holding his breath at the monitor, eh?

<thee> you people are getting me very frustrated

You gotta be kiddin'! :P

<thee> lordneo don't start me up again ... THIS AIN'T A CHAT CHAN

He just hugged you, you homophobic :P

<Kethal> thee, alcohol is not very good for you, as I can see, I am sorry.
* Kethal has left #cservice

And I left...

But that does not mean I do not have the log :P

<thee> you people understand ?
<thee> it's a zoo in here ?

Well, ok! I wanna be the crocodile!

* Chance has joined #cservice
* Chance has joined the zOoO

No comment :)

<lexander> thee are you on?
<thee> on what ?
<Chance> lolz !
<thee> if you say alcool your a dead man

ALCOHOL! ALCOHOL! ALCOHOL! *** Wanna bet I'll have a 336 hours ban for this one? :P ***

<thee> lexander ive herd you the first time
<lexander> Just checking your alcoholemy :) Have a nice day and take a nap :)
* lexander has left #cservice
* thee has left #cservice

And he got upset...

Nap is good :)

Sweet dreams!

Redbull makes me flyyyyyyyy...

I have wiiiiiiiings...