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lemuel · Post by **lemuel** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:38 am

[18:19] <lemuel> [18:18] [livingDEAD VERSION]
[18:19] <lemuel> [18:18] <+livingDEAD> weeeeeew
[18:19] <lemuel> [18:18] <+livingDEAD> new version?
[18:19] <lemuel> hahahaha
[18:20] <lemuel> [lemuel VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.17 BETA version
[18:20] <lemuel> trick 'em
[18:20] <lemuel> rofl
[18:20] <`TzepesH> lol

was using remotes hahaha... :lol:

lemuel · Post by **lemuel** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:40 am

[12:00] *** Joins: NrGSTaR (~s@ool-4355cdb1.dyn.optonline.net)
[12:00] (NrGSTaR): hello !
[12:00] (@Maldives): hello, whats up NrGSTaR
[12:00] (NrGSTaR): nothing much
[12:00] (NrGSTaR): you ?
[12:06] (@Perverts): Born to be wild.
[12:06] (NrGSTaR): hehe
[12:06] (hello`): (NrGSTaR) man close that mouth
[12:07] (NrGSTaR): oops
[12:07] (NrGSTaR): sorry
[12:07] (NrGSTaR): it was open too wide
[12:08] (@Perverts): damn
[12:08] (NrGSTaR):

[12:08] (NrGSTaR): what
[12:09] (NrGSTaR): why aren't you talking
[12:09] (NrGSTaR): instead i'll have to find boring sites on google
[12:09] (NrGSTaR): actually its not that boring
[12:09] (NrGSTaR): like this one, http://www.bethemostpopular.com
[12:09] (NrGSTaR): heheh
[12:17] (@Perverts): Sorry honey, I got some ass kicking to do first.
[12:17] (NrGSTaR):

[12:17] (hello`): NrGSTaR heh, hello what a face
[12:17] (NrGSTaR): what ?
[12:18] (hello`): Anyone here, not a bot?
[12:18] (NrGSTaR): I am

[12:18] (NrGSTaR): me is a bot
[12:18] (NrGSTaR): me needs food now
[12:20] (@Perverts): Now you see me - now you're dead.
[12:20] (NrGSTaR): what the hell are you talking about
[12:20] *** Parts: NrGSTaR (~s@ool-4355cdb1.dyn.optonline.net)
[12:22] (lemuel): lol

NOTE: NrGSTaR was talking to those bots.. ahehehe.. :lol:

Huggins · Post by **Huggins** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:53 am

All my posts have been edited to nothing, seen as the Undernet forums is totally a waste of space, with inbred's like simba running it.

Thanks.

Prayan · Post by **Prayan** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:17 pm

watch this

* Dj-ojjo (~Dj-ojjo@ojjo.users.undernet.org) has joined #cservice
<Dj-ojjo> for 10 000$ do you accepte my chan

<s-a-m-m-y> lol
<KoGiTo> Someone has highlight on "$"

<Prayan> lol
<Dj-ojjo> my mother is celine dion
<s-a-m-m-y> roflmao
<s-a-m-m-y> mine is madonna
<KoGiTo> Son!?
<KoGiTo> Brother?

<Prayan> lol
<XistentZ> oTi

<Dj-ojjo> s-a-m-m-y do you speak french
<s-a-m-m-y> no i sure dont
<KoGiTo> hey XistentZ
<Dj-ojjo> umm
<Dj-ojjo> s-a-m-m-y 500 us do you accepte my chan
<Prayan> XistentZ hi
<s-a-m-m-y> lol you offered 10,000
<Prayan> s-a-m-m-y tell him u need more
<Dj-ojjo> s-a-m-m-y do you accepte canadiens Tire money ??
<s-a-m-m-y> Dj-ojjo .. we dont accept any money
<LeooG7z_> s-a-m-m-y talk for yourself
<Dj-ojjo> s-a-m-m-y an my wife
<Dj-ojjo>

<KoGiTo> rofl
<KoGiTo> another one with highlight on "money, $" etc

* X sets mode: +l 54
<s-a-m-m-y> send me a pic

<Dj-ojjo> s-a-m-m-y what your msn
<KoGiTo> ROFL
<mANiAx> hiya again
<nIckmenza> Dj-ojjo he dont know what msn is
<s-a-m-m-y> this one is funny

<Prayan> lol
<Dj-ojjo> s-a-m-m-y me i am pure quÃ©becois
<LeooG7z_> Dj-ojjo what is the channel name btw?
<Dj-ojjo> s-a-m-m-y do you like quebecois
<Prayan> funny logs

<Daffy`Duck> it sounds like a date to me

<KoGiTo> It doesn't sound, for me.
<Daffy`Duck> *looks
<LeooG7z_> neither to me
<Dj-ojjo> LeooG7z_ my chanel is #GamerZ
<KoGiTo> Ok, 10.001 $ to reject it

<Dj-ojjo> <KoGiTo> naw
<LeooG7z_> ok, i reject it, add it to noreg and s-a-m-m-y will ask for 50000$ to get it removed from that list
<Dj-ojjo> lool
<Prayan> Daffy`Duck

<Dj-ojjo> what is the demarche for me am a 1 global
<LeooG7z_> enough fun, be patient and wait for a cservice admin decision please
<Dj-ojjo> what is the demarche for me am a 1 global
<Dj-ojjo> can you give me access for me 1 * global
* X sets mode: +b *!*@ojjo.users.undernet.org
* Dj-ojjo was kicked by X ((Leoo) you been told enough fun, have a nice chat, elsewhere.)

Melksedek · Post by **Melksedek** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:10 pm

22:04] (c0nGuR): EL_AZUCAR, did you read the topic when u joined here?
[22:04] *** Parts: Jack (crazyb@BornKiller.users.undernet.org)
[22:04] *** X sets mode: +l 51
[22:05] (EL_AZUCAR): yes
[22:05] (c0nGuR): We don't help *sex* channels.
[22:05] *** Parts: yalp (play@play.users.undernet.org) (To Be Continued ...)
[22:06] (IceLord): uat' kind of people are borned today..
[22:06] (Melksedek): born*
[22:06] * IceLord ZbYe all'.. See ya soon. Go To Sleep ZzZzZz
[22:06] (EL_AZUCAR): but I do not want sex in the single channel I love people of all type
[22:07] *** Joins: niceboy_2 (~niceboy@niceboy2.users.undernet.org)

sirAndrew · Post by **sirAndrew** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:53 am

If you read back a few pages...you`ll find a moderator`s or simba`s post saying that this is the place for funny logs only...not comments like : loooool nice one etc etc etc.....Logs only!!! It`s not my decision but as all forum members i have to respect it and as moderator i have to enforce it.
Don`t hate me, hate the rules.

Wolfyx · Post by **Wolfyx** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:54 pm

<warky-> bbiaf, taking dinner
<Etherfast> Taking it where?
* ^5 has quit IRC (Quit: ^5 likes to Oo Oo Oo)
<warky-> downstairs

* ^5 has joined #cservice
<Etherfast> Oh, is it a date?
<warky-> yeah, mom's waiting
<warky-> lemme go, she's yelling at me
<warky-> :p
<Wolfyx> Treat her well
<warky-> will do, promise
<warky-> brb ;p
<HellNaTion> tyt warky-
<warky-> sure
<Etherfast> Bet you $5 he'll be on the 8'o'clock news?
<Etherfast> Undernet CSC Volunteer Applies Violence To Defenseless Parent
* Stefannn has left #cservice
<LadyLu> lol
<HellNaTion> lofl

sirAndrew · Post by **sirAndrew** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:45 pm

[21:45] * DayZyaD looks at Simba--
[21:45] * DayZyaD winks
[21:45] <Simba--> Stop winking at me im not gay
[21:45] <DayZyaD> lol
[21:46] * SadAndrew opens the funny logs section

DarkAnge| · Post by **DarkAnge|** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:14 am

Here's a log with lemuel, censored some words, bad boy lemuel :devil:

[00:59:29] * lemuel sucks pus*y
[00:59:30] (@DarkAnge|) don't have
[00:59:32] (LameKid): =))
[00:59:32] (Mazu):

[00:59:37] (@DarkAnge|) lol
[00:59:38] (@DarkAnge|) pervs!
[00:59:40] (LameKid): !addquote * lemuel sucks pus*y
[00:59:46] (lemuel): WELCOME TO THE PINKY AND THE BRAIN show
[00:59:47] (@DarkAnge|) haha
[00:59:49] (@DarkAnge|) quoted
[00:59:50] (lemuel): HEY!
[00:59:51] (lemuel): WTF
[00:59:54] (lemuel): delquote?
[00:59:55] (lemuel): :S
[00:59:58] (LameKid): =))
[01:00:01] (@DarkAnge|) can't do.. no such command
[01:00:07] (lemuel): banquote?
[01:00:08] (lemuel): lol
[01:00:11] (LameKid): liar
[01:00:15] (lemuel): who?
[01:00:19] (lemuel): yeah he is a liar
[01:00:28] (LameKid): DarkAnge| the miss and mister contest at school 1 sucks
[01:00:32] (lemuel): hah! why me? damnit it's always me
[01:00:52] (LameKid): rafaela won
[01:00:57] (lemuel): you participate on that contest Brain?
[01:00:58] (LameKid): that says it all
[01:01:01] (LameKid): no
[01:01:02] (lemuel): Rafaela a girl?
[01:01:03] (LameKid): i mean yes
[01:01:06] (LameKid): yes
[01:01:12] (lemuel): big bo*bs?
[01:01:14] (LameKid): no
[01:01:16] (LameKid): big but*
[01:01:17] (@DarkAnge|) :/
[01:01:19] (lemuel): FUTE!
[01:01:22] (LameKid): =)))
[01:01:23] (@DarkAnge|) lemuel stop it
[01:01:24] (@DarkAnge|) hahaha
[01:01:30] (lemuel): I am
[01:01:44] (lemuel): just asking some informations regarding the sexual matters
[01:01:55] (@DarkAnge|) and why'd you need that ?
[01:02:05] (lemuel): hmmmm.. everyone needs
[01:02:19] (@DarkAnge|) this is nice, I'm gona post it on UNet Forum..
[01:02:29] (lemuel): DAMNIT NOOOOOOOOO
[01:02:30] (LameKid): =))))))
[01:02:39] (lemuel): Brain?
[01:02:40] (@DarkAnge|) lemuel chill, kidding

[01:02:43] (LameKid): yes
[01:02:51] (lemuel): YOU SU*K
[01:02:52] (lemuel): lol
[01:02:55] * DarkAnge| or not *evil grin*

Mitko · Post by **Mitko** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:51 am

<Pilgrim> "hello, i connect my pc 2 hrs/day with a 56000 modem (dial-up). could i host an undernet server and link it?" lol

Note that Pilgrim is quoting too, I don't know who asked, but it's very funny.

Mit :wink:

Spidel · Post by **Spidel** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:58 pm

Romanian version

[22:56:29] (@JustAGigolo): Â¤23:00Â¤ Cred Ca Ma Iubeste

[22:56:39] (@KoGiTo): 22:56:34
[22:56:44] (@KoGiTo): Cred ca nu.
[22:56:49] (@link1n): LOL
[22:56:51] (@Spidel): lol
[22:56:56] (@Spidel): ce tare o fost asta

English version
[22:56:29] (@JustAGigolo): Â¤23:00Â¤ I think she loves me.

[22:56:39] (@KoGiTo): 22:56:34
[22:56:44] (@KoGiTo): I think NOT.
[22:56:49] (@link1n): LOL
[22:56:51] (@Spidel): lol
[22:56:56] (@Spidel): this one was a good one.

DarkAnge| · Post by **DarkAnge|** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:20 pm

[23:07:27] (damasscus): need help
[23:07:45] (damasscus): anybody ooonn?!?!
[23:07:47] (DarkAnge|) damasscus: what can I help you with ?
[23:08:19] (damasscus): want to donwlaod!!
[23:08:47] (Eenie): damasscus since 99.9% of mp3's, videos and software traded on irc are copyrighted, that qualifies as warez, which is illegal. For more info, check out http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/security/warez.html
[23:08:52] (DarkAnge|) You mean to download? What do you want to download ?
[23:08:57] (DarkAnge|) hi Eenie

[23:09:03] (Eenie): you know what, DarkAnge| ;-)

[23:09:17] (damasscus): the internet
[23:09:27] (damasscus): i want to dowlnoad it
[23:09:30] (DarkAnge|) yeah I kinda knew

[23:09:32] (Eenie): lol
[23:09:34] (DarkAnge|) lol :|
[23:09:45] (Eenie): it's too big for your harddrive damasscus
[23:09:45] (damasscus): whatis lol???
[23:09:56] (Eenie): lol= laughing out loud
[23:10:12] (damasscus): why are you laughing on me ?!!!!
[23:10:19] (Eenie): you are funny
[23:10:24] (DarkAnge|) Uhm.. because you wanna download all internet? :>
[23:10:27] (DarkAnge|) hehe
[23:10:39] (damasscus): some friend
[23:10:42] (damasscus): don't have internet
[23:10:45] (damasscus): and put it on cds
[23:10:49] (damasscus): and give it to him
[23:10:59] (Eenie): weow, the Internet on cds

[23:11:11] (DarkAnge|) omg
[23:11:14] (Eenie): what specifically do you want to give him?
[23:11:31] (damasscus): everything
[23:11:40] (damasscus): like ic an take what i want
[23:11:43] (damasscus): and talk with him
[23:11:45] (damasscus): like with
[23:11:46] (damasscus): you
[23:12:08] (Eenie): brb
[23:13:03] (DarkAnge|) damasscus: you can NOT download the internet, it's too big and simply.. you can't. You can download mIRC for him if you want to chat, but he needs an active internet connection to chat with you anyway.
[23:13:35] (damasscus): he don't have internet!!
[23:14:00] (DarkAnge|) Then he can't chat.
[23:14:21] (damasscus): an di bought
[23:14:24] (damasscus): 20 dvds
[23:14:27] (damasscus): fro it

Who wants internet on CD ? :classic:

lemuel · Post by **lemuel** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:37 pm

[00:13] <Advent> now i can log
[00:13] * K0UKL0S sets mode: +vv FroZen Sir^Mokiem
[00:13] <Advent> thanks boys
[00:13] <+Sir^Mokiem> K0UKL0S: thank you very much captain

[00:13] <Advent>

[00:13] <+Sir^Mokiem> Advent

[00:13] <lemuel> captain?
[00:13] <+Sir^Mokiem> zmolensky / HotCreep: My appologies I have disturb the help you were providing.
[00:14] * HelpChan sets mode: -b *!*@217.168.94.17
[00:14] <`Rap> hey K0UKL0S
[00:14] <+Sir^Mokiem> lemuel: an old darktree greeting style

[00:14] <lemuel> captain stabbin

[00:14] <zmolensky> np
[00:14] <+Sir^Mokiem> lemuel: lmao !!!
[00:14] <lemuel> you know that Sir^Mokiem?
[00:14] * Parts: Advent (~X@Advent.users.undernet.org)
[00:15] * X sets mode: +l 57
[00:15] <+Sir^Mokiem> lemuel: I am just downloading some video clips of the mighty sailorman

[00:15] <lemuel> ROFL

note: if you're a perv then you know who the captain is :lol:

lemuel · Post by **lemuel** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:15 am

[17:05] * Cristo (citron@dhcp-110-157.idi.ntnu.no) [Norway - Oslo] has joined #*****
[17:05] <@madddness> ever been raped with a broken beer bottle?
[17:05] <Cristo> twice
[17:06] * Cristo (citron@dhcp-110-157.idi.ntnu.no) [Norway - Oslo] has left #*****
[17:10] <@TheGohan> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[17:10] <@lemuel> LOL
[17:10] <@lemuel> bwahahaha
[17:10] <@TheGohan> omg
[17:10] <@TheGohan> hah
[17:10] <@lemuel> that was funny

Speed · Post by **Speed** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:57 am

<hickhut> i have to write a speech on myself tomorrow
<hickhut> so gay
<mrquin27> there is a start

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<Espresso> wtf
<Espresso> mouth wash commercial: "of four out of five dentists... seven recommend it"
<nastsmom> lol
<Espresso> of four out of five commercial announcers, seven got drunk on mouthwash and fu*ked up their lines
<nastsmom> roflmao

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