Funny logs

[coldas1ce]

(04/February/26::15:02:32) * Joins: _8Mile_ (Uzair@all.i.want.is.a.girl.and.a.pocket.full.of.m0ney.org)
(04/February/26::15:02:50) <+sidee> _8Mile_ ; need some help ?
(04/February/26::15:03:01) <_8Mile_> sidee
(04/February/26::15:03:09) <_8Mile_> i wana just sitting here
(04/February/26::15:03:13) <_8Mile_> do you allow me?
(04/February/26::15:03:17) <_8Mile_> and meet friends
(04/February/26::15:03:28) <+sidee> _8Mile_ ; Sorry you cannot, This is not a idle/chat channel.
(04/February/26::15:03:41) <_8Mile_> dude i am not idel
(04/February/26::15:03:42) <_8Mile_> dude i am not idle
(04/February/26::15:03:44) <_8Mile_> DUDE
(04/February/26::15:04:00) <+sidee> _8Mile_, Last warning please, /part #usernames
(04/February/26::15:04:02) * X sets mode: +o sidee
(04/February/26::15:04:04) <_8Mile_> sidee
(04/February/26::15:04:06) <_8Mile_> looool
(04/February/26::15:04:09) <_8Mile_> * X sets mode: +o sidee
(04/February/26::15:04:10) <_8Mile_> hello
(04/February/26::15:04:12) * Parts: _8Mile_ (Uzair@all.i.want.is.a.girl.and.a.pocket.full.of.m0ney.org)
(04/February/26::15:04:15) <@sidee> lol
(04/February/26::15:04:31) <@ColdAsIce> LOL
(04/February/26::15:04:45) <@sidee> the op power
(04/February/26::15:04:50) <@ColdAsIce> that could be a great fun log

[mxxl]

[21:57:14] <ReinHardT> ai need girls man
[21:57:26] <ReinHardT> can you help me?
[21:58:01] <mxxl> ReinHardT, go find some ..
[21:58:09] <ReinHardT> ok
[21:58:13] <ReinHardT> 10x man

[sidee]

<ombladon1> DazepStaH Speak in english please
<ombladon1> FatMom Speak in english please
<sidee> *sighs*
<`Mervin> )
* X sets mode: +b *!*@1033.users.undernet.org
* ombladon1 was kicked by X ((zep) bubye)

[mxxl]

[17:03:47] *** chk0 (~cad@imyourmom.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: .*banana .*split)

[sirAndrew]

After helping this user on #mirchelp for about 30 minutes or more he left with this part msg:
*** Gomsh|i has left #mIRCHelp (lame script lame servers lame lame lame Deamn!!!!)
And btw mxxl the quit msg you posted has been posted before, but it`still funny

[mxxl]

too lazy to read !

[zK]

* art6 (~blue_ice1@61.9.101.192) has joined #mIRCBeginners
<art6> hello
<art6> any horny here
<@zK-> lol
<@zK-> are you a male or a female ?
<art6> f
<art6> u
<@zK-> nice to meet you. i'm Horny
<art6> coool
* Ladyburd (~forest@202.1.202.172) has joined #mIRCBeginners
* Ladyburd (~forest@202.1.202.172) has left #mIRCBeginners
<@zK-> no, no .. i mean my name is Horny
<@Expecti> looool
<@Expecti> my name is Fluffy
<@Expecti>
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Later, in private...
<art6> heyyyyyyyyy
<art6> whats up n der
<art6> asl pls
<zK-> 17 m romania
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art6 is ~blue_ice1@61.9.101.192 * none none
art6 on #mIRCBeginners #funnyworld
art6 using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
art6 End of /WHOIS list.
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<art6> hello
<zK-> ?
<art6> cool
<art6> so how long is urs pls
<zK-> how long's what?
<art6> ur cock
<zK-> oooh =) about 17
<art6> ic
<zK-> LOL.. you'd like, wouldn't you ?
<art6> so do have gf
<art6> noiw
<zK-> no, but i'm in love =)
<art6> whom
<art6> ?
<zK-> a man.. i'm gay.. forgot to mention that? uhm.. sorry
<art6> cool
<art6> i met
<art6> i forgot to tell im bi
<art6> ]nice to meet u
<art6> im art
<art6> u
<art6> helooooooooooo
<zK-> i'm sick
<art6> why
<zK-> actually i'm a hermaphrodite...

[mxxl]

* UnReAl^F (DUALScRiPt@212.56.154.118) has joined #help
<UnReAl^F> Any help please?
<UnReAl^F> Any help please for me?
<mxxl> what is it UnReAl^F ?
<UnReAl^F> When i download a script it became a zip
<mxxl> so unzip it
<UnReAl^F> Økay
<UnReAl^F> Thâñk Ýøü
* UnReAl^F (DUALScRiPt@212.56.154.118) has left #help

[sirAndrew]

Mxxl i`ve read it all! It took me about an hour because i was doing two things in the same time but it`s wothet!

[anaxor]

[06:12:34] <Corne> sal all
[06:12:44] <@zapp`> Corne: Hi , need help ?
[06:13:14] <Corne> i`m licking for someone
[06:13:22] * NoThiN (~none@Ath1xX.users.undernet.org) has joined #cservice
[06:13:54] <@zapp`> Corne: For
[06:13:56] <@zapp`> ?
[06:14:18] <Zendman> licking?
[06:14:19] <Zendman> hehe
[06:14:25] <Corne> ..............
[06:14:26] <Corne> lock
[06:14:30] <Corne> )


[05:02:45] * @Dan96 (~danbx@danbx.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music)

[06:20:27] <PilzneR> QUASAR
[06:20:35] <LuCkYaN> PilzneR, please can you try in english ?
[06:20:42] <PilzneR> of course

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[06:21:19] <+PrtyBoy> era mai bine cu maimutza in fata )))) (It was better with the monkey=(@) in front)
[06:21:24] <+PrtyBoy> mie imi sta fain cu maimutza (I look good with the monkey.=@)
[06:21:25] <+PrtyBoy> )
[06:21:38] * @G-like zambeste (smiles)
[06:21:45] <nimeni> pai ai fatza de maimutza ? (why ? you have a monkey face?)

[sidee]

<Slice> You have been globally suspended by a Cservice Administrator, you can't login.
<Slice> click here.
<LordNeo> laters
<sidee> Slice, wait anotehr 2 days, and if no reply, re-send again please using the /complaints/ system.
* LordNeo has left #usernames
<Slice> huh
<Slice> too much troubble. !:<
<Slice> Will the username expire ?
<Slice> or please delete it..
<Slice> I want to register it again
<sidee> Slice, If you dont login for 60+ days it will be purged.
<Slice> how long !?:)
<Slice> omg !!!!!!!
<Slice> )
<Slice> it`s suspended for 7 days
<Slice> another 53 days ?:)
<sidee>
<Slice> I will send the e-mail )
<Slice> thx
<sidee> hehe
<Slice> 10q very much
<Slice> c`ya
* Slice has left #usernames

[m0use]

m0use = YouKnowMe


(03:27:55) <`\|> YouKnowMe i want + in cservice
(03:28:19) <YouKnowMe> `\| and i want a new PC , can`t be done there is no + in here
(03:28:21) * Scombr0 has joined #cservice
(03:28:30) <`\|> )
(03:28:32) <`\|> ok YouKnowMe
(03:28:34) * Scombr0 has left #cservice
(03:28:44) <`\|> i don`t want a new pc.. mine is good
(03:29:19) <YouKnowMe> `\| mine too but i want one better the the one from NASA ( joke over )
(03:29:32) <`\|> )
(03:29:40) <`\|> YouKnowMe i know u !!:))
(03:30:28) <`\|> YouKnowMe joke over.. !
(03:30:33) <`\|> YouKnowMe bye !
(03:30:35) <`\|>

[m0use]

m0use = YouKnowMe


(07:57:48) <k|m> do you now how to get X to my channal
(07:58:10) <YouKnowMe> k|m to register a channel go to http://cservice.undernet.org/live/ login then click on Register a channel !
(07:59:11) <k|m> are you gay
(07:59:25) <YouKnowMe> LOOOOOOL
(07:59:46) <YouKnowMe> (open one topic on the forum )

[zK]

<alintatuL> hi
<zK-> hi
<alintatuL> romanian ?
<zK-> yea
<alintatuL> auzi
<alintatuL> pot sa te fac supporter la un chan ?
<zK-> nu nu
<zK-> sorry, dar nu mai dau support
<alintatuL> ejti helper ?

DAMN, I HATE THAT!

[mxxl]

I went to #yardým to see if the channel still has helpers. There was a guy who used a translator to communicate with me. Anyway...

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* RoBeRTo` sets mode: +v mxxl
<RoBeRTo`> mxxl : sorun nedir?
<mxxl> nej
<RoBeRTo`> mxxl : sorun nedir?
<mxxl> hold your horses
<RoBeRTo`> mxxl : i can help you?
<mxxl> i got a DESYNCH problem
<mxxl> can ya help me out ?
<RoBeRTo`> mxxl : my speak english bad sorry no pratic. i dont understand
<mxxl> RoBeRTo` would it help if i told you in turkish ?
<RoBeRTo`> mxxl : yes this help turkish channel
<mxxl> too bad, i dont know turkish
<RoBeRTo`> my english bad word to cellect together nothing
<mxxl> RoBeRTo`: thanks. you saved me! i`ll be back here if i need help, ok ?
<RoBeRTo`> you helper to be ?
<mxxl> yes here nice channel good do job like it do join english translate
<RoBeRTo`> okey
<RoBeRTo`> mxxl this is your username ?
<mxxl> yes
*** Using X for command: ACCESS #yardým =mxxl -modif
-X- USER: mxxl ACCESS: 100 LU
-X- CHANNEL: #yardým -- AUTOMODE: VOICE
-X- LAST SEEN: 0 days, 01:57:02 ago.
-X- LAST MODIFIED: (SaTaNiZM) RoBeRTo`!~roberto@SaTaNiZM.users.undernet.org (0 days, 00:00:12 ago)
-X- End of access list

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