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JeepC77
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Location: Italy

Post by JeepC77 »

* Joins: parvaej (parvaej@dialpool-210-214-206-210.maa.sify.net)
<parvaej> can any1 suggest me a channel so that i can learn hacking?
<+JeepC77> parvaej: i'm affraid that we can not help you in your search
<parvaej> can any1 suggest me where can i ask this?

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Mirella
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Location: Québec

Post by Mirella »

Une petite joke sur un des présidents les plus tarrés que les USA aient eu...

[21:29:40] <Darkside> George Bush avais une journée libre devant lui alors ils decident daller a une ecole primaire pour repondre a des questions.. Jean lui demande: moi jaurais 2 kestion.. de 1 comment vous avez faispour gagner les elections malgré un scruptin tres serrer? et pkoi vouler vous attaquer l'iraq sansprevue concrete? mais soudain la cloche de la récré sonne..BUsh dit: Bon aller a la récré, je répondrai a vos question apres :)..la récré fini. les eleves rentre en classe..

[21:31:03] <Darkside> Un des 2 eleves dit a Bush..moi jaurais 4 question mesieur.. Dabord comment avez vous gagner le vote de président malgré un scruptin tres serrer..ma deuxieme est pkoi vouler vous attaquer l'iraq sans preuve concrete.. L'autre.. pourquoi la récré a été devancer de 20 minutes et ou es passer JEAN?? :PPP

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evi|one
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Location: Netherlands

Post by evi|one »

[13:25] *** X sets mode: +l 11
[13:32] *** ofsxh (fvai@A097b.pppool.de) has joined #virushelp
[13:32] *** ofsxh (fvai@A097b.pppool.de) Quit (G-lined ([1] damn drones, stay dead.))
[13:35] *** zcsxol (ixvfe@219.92.87.12) has joined #virushelp
[13:37] *** zcsxol (ixvfe@219.92.87.12) Quit (G-lined ([1] Drones Drones and more Drones, They multiply like rabbits, but not quite as cute))
I am a signature virus. Copy me into your signature to help me spread.

PhilConway
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Location: Newcastle, UK

Post by PhilConway »

This one comes from another net I'm regularly on...

[21:57:16] : Conway slaps stugster around a bit with a large trout
[21:57:22] [stugster]: m00
[21:57:26] [Conway]: heh :P
[21:57:27] [Rocketman]: who
[21:57:29] [Rocketman]: :P
[21:57:30] [Conway]: m00 :P
[21:57:47] [Conway]: Rocketman needs to be taught the ancient art of m00 :P
[21:57:59] [Conway]: you can't be an ircop if ye can't m00 :D
[22:00:12] [Rocketman]: i can moo
[22:00:21] [Conway]: go on then :)
[22:00:35] *** Disconnected *** You were killed by Rocketman (Rocketman (m000))

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[22:01:00] ::: Now talking in0: (#Exiled)
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[22:01:00] ::: Users0: (8) total, (1/13%) ops, (0/0%) halfops, (0/0%) voice, (7/88%) regs
[22:01:00] ::: Join synched in0: (0.198) seconds
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[22:01:05] [Conway]: I said m00
[22:01:08] [Conway]: not kill :P
[22:01:15] [Conway]: lol
[22:01:25] [Rocketman]: wb
[22:01:30] [Rocketman]: want me to moo again?
[22:01:30] [Conway]: cheers
[22:01:34] [Conway]: gwan then
[22:01:37] [Conway]: one more time :P
[22:01:38] [Rocketman]: i did m00
[22:01:42] [Conway]: i know
[22:01:44] [Conway]: i saw the msg
[22:01:54] [Conway]: *** You were killed by Rocketman (Rocketman (m000))
[22:01:57] [Rocketman]: pleasure
[22:02:00] [Rocketman]: nah
[22:02:01] [Conway]: hehe
[22:02:04] [Rocketman]: i've abused my access enuf :P
Philip Michael Conway

webmaster @ destinyradio.net

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cArLiLLoS
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Location: Barcelona, Spain

Post by cArLiLLoS »

<jail> what is the difference betwinn an oral and rectal termometer ?
<jail> THE TASTE

...

<jail> what do women over 40 have between the nipples ?
<jail> THE NAVEL

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FasTKILeR
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Post by FasTKILeR »

_blank wrote:<dummies`> *** #webguide unable to rejoin channel (your ass is banned)


hehe why this ban ? give me your adresse plz
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FasTKILeR
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Post by FasTKILeR »

*** Quits: _DoC1_ (~Man@Doc1.users.undernet.org) (Quit: Back To reality | Gal lek Bnadem Aslou Fermaja :p | Home sweet Home)
«@Mirdass» lol
«@Mirdass» Gal lek Bnadem Aslou Fermaja
«@Mirdass» ou 7ayawane aslou mortadella
«@FasTK|LeR» hehehehhehehehehehhehehehe
«@Mirdass» lool

a traduire :)
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Speed
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Post by Speed »

[02:03] ! DjinN types a kill message for crip and then runs:)
[02:04] ::: Quits: DjinN (DjinN@144.122.151.79): Killed (*.undernet.org (you mean like this one))
If a man hasn't found something that he would die for it, than he isn't fit to live!

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FasTKILeR
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Post by FasTKILeR »

[11:08] «@Userhelp» * phaze (PSx@213.233.78.113) Quit (P-lined (AUTO [1] Misconfigured Huge P*nis. Please visit http://www.sexparty.ro ))
[11:12] «+FasTK|LeR» Userhelp LOL
[11:12] «@Userhelp» I dunno.
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JeepC77
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Location: Italy

Post by JeepC77 »

* Quits: carlillos (~baggins@62.97.97.90) (Registered)
* Joins: carlillos (~baggins@cArLiLLoS.users.undernet.org)
<@ChiefRA> wb carlillos :))))
:bandit:

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DjinN
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Post by DjinN »

<OUTsider>I found this topic: The world is like IRC.US has OP Romania has Voice and Iraq is trying a takeover.

:wink:
The Little DjinNie

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Kermit-
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Post by Kermit- »

* alpay32an has quit IRC (Quit: Snak 3.2.1 Unregistered copy. Evaluation period is over. Program will now quit. Thanks for using Snak.)


Speak of bad luck!! :D

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evi|one
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Location: Netherlands

Post by evi|one »

[19:56] <tooner> is unix better than pentium?
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PhilConway
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Location: Newcastle, UK

Post by PhilConway »

[plue]: ISDN is faster than ADSL
[stugster]: LOL
Philip Michael Conway

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Svarre
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Location: Scotland

Post by Svarre »

Me, MindLock, MadCow and a few other mates were chatting in #mupp about ircu 'n about opering, etc etc:

21:06:59 <@MadCow> MindSix doe is /alias oper { /msg madcow $1- }
/John