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puterfixer
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Post by puterfixer »

Dedicated to all Star Wars fans out there :)

Somewhere in the Galaxy, err, Undernet...

[08Feb@22:18:03] <DarkOn3> hi
[08Feb@22:22:07] <DarkAnge|> hey puterfixer
[08Feb@22:22:26] * puterfixer just has to try the dark side
[08Feb@22:22:30] * puterfixer is now known as DarkSpeedy
[08Feb@22:22:51] <DarkAnge|> speedy come to the dark side, we have cookies :P
[08Feb@23:36:02] * Eenie is now known as DarkEen
[08Feb@23:36:08] <@DarkEen> seems to be a pattern here
[08Feb@23:36:39] <DarkSpeedy> welcome to the dark side, lol
[08Feb@23:36:58] * Joins: sirAndrew (deck@answers.users.undernet.org)
[08Feb@23:37:07] <DarkEen> sirAndrew ;-p
[08Feb@23:37:21] * sirAndrew is now known as DarkAndrew
[08Feb@23:39:10] <DarkAnge|> everyone's dark here? :/
[08Feb@23:39:16] <DarkEen> seems so, DarkAnge|
[08Feb@23:40:15] * mWx is now known as DarkmWx
[08Feb@23:40:16] * Epyon` is now known as DarkEpyon
[08Feb@23:41:38] <DarkEen> we look like drones lol
[08Feb@23:41:54] <DarkEpyon> let's see if we get glined
[08Feb@23:41:55] <DarkSpeedy> let's all join a channel :D
[08Feb@23:42:29] * tolecnal is now known as DarkLance

(8 nicknames starting with Dark by this time...)

Elsewhere, in the heart of the Empire...

[08Feb@23:51:15] <DarkSpeedy> *heavy breathing*
[08Feb@23:51:17] <DarkSpeedy> The force is strong with you. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to help in this channel is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Join the dark side and we shall rule the Undernet together once more.
[08Feb@23:51:58] <@lordwilli> DarkSpeedy need help?
[08Feb@23:52:42] <DarkEpyon> lol :p
[08Feb@23:52:55] <DarkSpeedy> I find your lack of faith disturbing.
[08Feb@23:53:12] <DarkSpeedy> nah, lordwilli. just having some fun :)
[08Feb@23:53:52] * lordwilli sets mode: +b *!*@Speedy.users.undernet.org
[08Feb@23:53:52] * DarkSpeedy was kicked by lordwilli (this is not your playground, go and play elsewhere)
[08Feb@23:53:54] <Spidel>: DarkSpeedy, you'd better have fun, somewhere else but not in here.

Back in the lair of the dark side...

[08Feb@23:54:49] <DarkSpeedy> They'd better have an alliance with Yoda.
[08Feb@23:55:11] <DarkSpeedy> I haven't laughed so much in a looong time :)
[08Feb@23:55:51] <DarkEen> brb .. phone
[08Feb@23:58:32] <DarkSpeedy> Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the ban of Speedy, and will soon see the end of the Rebelion.
[08Feb@23:58:44] <DarkEpyon> lol
[08Feb@23:59:38] <DarkSpeedy> The force is strong with lordwilli. If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
[09Feb@00:00:43] -> -lordwilli- Impressive. Most impressive. xplora has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
[09Feb@00:00:45] <DarkSpeedy> /notice lordwilli Impressive. Most impressive. xplora has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
[09Feb@00:00:57] <DarkEpyon> roflmao
[09Feb@00:01:05] * DarkSpeedy actually sent that
[09Feb@00:01:22] <DarkEpyon> omg , i wonder what the reply will be :D
[09Feb@00:01:35] <DarkSpeedy> probably ignores notices :D
[09Feb@00:01:38] * Joins: Mitko (mitko@Mitko.users.undernet.org)
[09Feb@00:01:42] <DarkSpeedy> hey Mitko :)
[09Feb@00:01:45] <Mitko> /nick DarkMit
[09Feb@00:01:47] <Mitko> :P
[09Feb@00:02:05] <DarkSpeedy> yeah!!!
[09Feb@00:02:34] <DarkSpeedy> Mitko, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Undernet.
[09Feb@00:03:01] <Mitko> Good luck. :)
[09Feb@00:03:30] <DarkSpeedy> Your destiny lies with me, Mitko. xplora knew this to be true.
[09Feb@00:03:45] * DarkSpeedy is going to be sick from so much laughing
[09Feb@00:07:04] <DarkEen> all hell breaks loose when i get on the phone I see lol
[09Feb@00:12:47] * DarkSpeedy is now known as puterfixer

Thanks for the great laughs, guys :) Even lordwilli deserves a hug!

[edit] References to the names of the channels have been removed. The "heart of the Empire" was selected at random and I was not making fun OF it, actually it would have been great if they joined in - my intervention took place when it was a bit quiet there. The fun part is about being "dark" and quoting Darth Vader from Star Wars III. If you haven't seen it, you should.
Last edited by puterfixer on Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:53 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Post by sirAndrew »

Some Cservice officials have some objections regarding puterfixer`s post.
Based on that i have to set up some rules for this section only, regardless to the AUP which CLEARLY states that offensive behaviour is strictly forbidden on this forum. As result of that from now on Before posting in the Funny Logs section consider the following rules:

1: English is mandatory. Not recommanded but mandatory.

2: Do not comment under any reason the funny logs. If you think they are funny query on irc the one who posted them and laugh all you want. If you have something to complain about pm any moderator or simba and we`ll handle it our way.

3: A situation might be funny for you, but that doesn`t mean it is funny for everyone else. If posting any logs be sure they do not offend anyone or that the persons included in the logs don`t have anything againts you publishing the logs.

Braking the rules will get your post deleted.

Braking rule #3 will result in a pm warning from the forum admin/moderator. Bracking rule #3 repeatedly will get your account suspend.

If you keep up the "good" work and do not take my posts into consideration, i will close the Funny Logs topic.
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Post by undermaster »

[17:20] * limones (~ident@cypreshill.users.undernet.org) has joined #cservice
[17:21] <limones> I got threatened by death in a room
[17:21] <limones> and the ops didnt kick the person
[17:21] <limones> <COMISAIRE25> limones i will kill you and all your family
[17:22] <^5> limones , and how can we help you?
[17:22] <limones> where can I find an ircop?
[17:22] <^5> limones , for what ?
[17:22] <tavi--> i do not beleive that
[17:22] <limones> ^5, I will report something
[17:22] <limones> I got threatened by death
[17:22] <limones> in a room
[17:22] <limones> and the ops wont evenm kick the persoin
[17:22] <limones> they are still threatening me
[17:22] <limones> with death
[17:22] <limones> me and my family
[17:22] <tavi--> comisaire is a ircop
[17:22] <limones> I want to report this
[17:22] <^5> limones , state all the problem in one line
[17:23] <limones> [18:27] <COMISAIRE25> limones tell me where do you live in istambul?
[17:23] <limones> [18:27] <COMISAIRE25> i will join you, and kill you
[17:23] <COMISAIRE25> tavi-- : I'm not
[17:23] <^5> limones , anyway , we can`t help you, with that msg , we suggest to ignore ppl you don`t like /ignore nickname , for ircops you can fins on #zt , but I`m sure they can`t help you , ircops are for server problems.
[17:23] <tavi--> limones shut up
[17:24] <tavi--> i do not beleive that here aren't people that treathen whit death
[17:24] <limones> ^5, it is not in pm.. it is in open channel that he says those things... and the room ops dont even ban him.
[17:24] <^5> limones , that are ops decision , CService is not here to interfare in Ops decision , we are here to help ppl with X problems
[17:25] <limones> isnt death threat illegal?
[17:25] <limones> I want the room to get shut down
[17:25] <intoit> <limones; that is not going to happen
[17:26] <^5> go on intoit
[17:26] <limones> intoit, why not?
[17:26] <limones> intoit, he says he will kill me and my family in open channel and ops dont kick him... whats up with that?
[17:26] <intoit> limones; there is no illeagle activities
[17:26] * RevivaL kill COMISAIRE25
[17:26] <limones> intoit, death threats are illegal
[17:27] <intoit> limones; then you need to use the ignore command
[17:27] <^5> huh
[17:27] <intoit> limones: Information on how to ignore/silence a user is being sent to you via /notice
[17:27] <limones> either shut that room down or I am reporting this to FBI
[17:27] <RevivaL> lol
[17:2] <RaDu`> :))
[17:28] <intoit> limones; i would advise you to report it to the
FBI .NSA,And the CIA
[17:28] <limones> fu** it
[17:28] * limones (~ident@cypreshill.users.undernet.org) has left #cservice
[17:29] <RevivaL> intoit Dont forget MIT because hes a turk :}
[17:30] <intoit> vi also forgot interpol
[17:30] <intoit> might as well make this world class

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Post by undermaster »

[14:41] * Chilis is looking at CS op`s is Smoking Allowed ?
[14:42] <bounce> outside
[14:42] <Chilis> okay
[14:42] * Chilis (Chilis@CHiLiS.users.undernet.org) has left #cservice (outside smoking)

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Post by lemuel »

[23:36] <@stefys`> sorry lemuel
[23:36] <lemuel> :\
[23:36] * Quits: +Twyce_Dai|ey (~T.Dailey@kembro.users.undernet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:36] <@stefys`> meant to ban midnight`, not you
[23:36] <midnight`> i`ll be banned :)
[23:36] <+Aceofspades> ahahahhhahaha
[23:36] <+Aceofspades> yep
[23:36] <+cybercruiser> bye :)
[23:36] <+Aceofspades> bye midnight`
[23:36] <midnight`> bye
[23:36] <midnight`> }{
[23:36] * +Aceofspades waves the flag
[23:36] <@DarkRift> At least midnight` no in advance he'll be banned
[23:36] <@DarkRift> Laughing out loud
[23:36] * Joins: Twyce_Dailey (~T.Dailey@kembro.users.undernet.org)
[23:36] * X sets mode: +v Twyce_Dailey
[23:36] * @stefys` huggles midnight`
[23:36] <@DarkRift> Know *
[23:36] <midnight`> :)
[23:36] <+Aceofspades> peace
[23:36] <@DarkRift> Good bye
[23:36] <@stefys`> knows *
[23:36] * +Aceofspades gets the guns ready
[23:36] <midnight`> bye stefys` }{ :)
[23:36] * lemuel hands a beer to stefys`
[23:36] <midnight`> bye everyone ;)
[23:36] <@FadeToBlack> Goodbye, midnight`
[23:36] * +Aceofspades pulls the trigger
[23:36] * @stefys` drinks the beer
[23:36] <+Aceofspades> :D XD
[23:36] <+Aceofspades> BANG
[23:36] * weezil hello Dreadfull
[23:37] * X sets mode: +b *!*midnight@217.156.19.*
[23:37] * midnight` was kicked by X ((lameness) lamer begging for scripts. and i'm not lazy, you are)
[23:37] <+Aceofspades> AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
[23:37] <lemuel> Laughing Out Loud
[23:37] <lemuel> BWAHAHAHAHA
[23:37] <+Aceofspades> weezil
[23:37] <@DarkRift> Laughing out loud
[23:37] * weezil has big weezil balls
[23:37] <+Aceofspades> ahahah
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Post by Melksedek »

[00:33:47] (@zmolensky): that vote is the CS Admins' decision, if there are less than 7 active users having +400 access there will be no vote, if the manager does not log in for the 2nd time, the channel is directly purged
[00:34:12] (FlaviuON): aha :(
[00:34:23] (FlaviuON): well on that channels many non-connected ppl were there
[00:34:24] (@Etherfast): Also if the day is uneven and full moon it also gets purged

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Post by undermaster »

[14:05] * ^Eminem (~pengu3n@cifulet2005.users.undernet.org) has joined #cservice
[14:05] <^Eminem> .SAY A
[14:05] <tziku> A
[14:05] <warky> A
[14:05] <COMISAIRE25> A
[14:05] <^Eminem> lol
[14:05] <kaspy> A
[14:05] <LadyLu> ^Eminem say what are you needing in here?
[14:05] <[2Pac]Rap> A
[14:05] <^Eminem> am niste boti aici
[14:05] <^Eminem> :P
[14:05] * ^Eminem (~pengu3n@cifulet2005.users.undernet.org) has left #cservice
[14:05] <Basted> A

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Post by sirAndrew »

* Compy has joined #userguide
* Compy was kicked by *.undernet.org (Net Rider)

Note: At the time of the split #userguide did not have modes +ki set.

Note #2(After reading Mitko`s post) Silly me...i forgot about mode +r still it`s funny :)
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Post by Mitko »

sirAndrew wrote:* Compy has joined #userguide
* Compy was kicked by *.undernet.org (Net Rider)

Note: At the time of the split #userguide did not have modes +ki set.


But it has channelmode +r that's why he got kicked. (Sorry for breaking the funny logs rules, just wanted to say this) Anyway, here's my funny log:

Topic: "For @*hidden*.org mail forward /msg Mitko (ops only)"
Private: [20:23:02] <LadyLu> (ops only)



Best Regards,
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Post by Spidel »

Might be a funny post, if you have the sense of humour :)

[02:30:58] *** _ImPeRaDor_ (~imperador@Imperador.users.undernet.org) has joined #******
[02:31:19] (_ImPeRaDor_): |AmDeAtH hello
[02:31:37] *** _ImPeRaDor_ (~imperador@Imperador.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: I`m goin to braziliam army bye bye)
[02:33:15] (|AmDeAtH): ey
[02:34:20] (@Spidel): lol
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Post by Spidel »

Intersting :)

[23:26:29] (linkin2): fla
[23:26:33] *** X sets mode: +l 60
[23:26:36] (@Spidel`): that`s my name!
[23:26:40] *** loopie (~loopie@brasovean.users.undernet.org) has joined #cservice
[23:26:40] (@Spidel`): hey :)
[23:26:44] (Melksedek): liar:)
[23:27:16] (@Spidel`): *sues* Melksedek for making me a liar.
[23:28:09] (Melksedek): ok...I quit:)
[23:28:11] *** Fl0r|n18 (fl0rin18@Fl0rin18.users.undernet.org) has left #cservice
[23:28:21] (@Spidel`): Melksedek, /quit being sued by Spidel. *grins*
[23:28:31] (Melksedek): dont make me:)
[23:28:36] (@Spidel`): do it!
[23:28:46] (Genie-): Achiles :/mode Achiles +x
[23:28:50] (@Spidel`): you'll get a nice reward, 10 bucks.
[23:28:59] (kid-boxer): i need the comand for auto topic !
[23:29:00] (@Spidel`): Melksedek, deal?
[23:29:10] *** Melksedek (Melksedek@Melksedek.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Being sued by Spidel...any way quitting:)) hugs man)
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

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Post by Gemenii »

[02:42] * Bot (~Bot@ip) has joined #backchan
[02:42] * GEMENII sets mode: +v Bot
[02:42] <@GEMENII> !meteo bucharest
[02:42] <+Bot> Weather for today in Bucharest, Romania is: Cloudy | [Ultraviolet radiation] 0 Low | [Temp] 12°C/55°F | [Wind] Variable at 4 mph | [Pressure] 30 in.
[02:42] * Bot was kicked by GEMENII (thx)
[02:42] <@LordLeon> lol
[02:43] <@GEMENII> if you want him back, just invite it
[02:43] <@GEMENII> :D)
[02:43] * Bot (Bot@ip) has joined #backchan
[02:43] <@LordLeon> !meteo Macedonia
[02:43] <Bot> Weather for today in Macedonia, IL is: Mostly Cloudy | [Ultraviolet radiation] 0 Low | [Temp] 22°C/73°F | [Wind] From SSE at 1 mph | [Pressure] 29 in.
[02:44] * LordLeon was kicked by LordLeon (thx)
[02:44] <@GEMENII> hahahahahahahahahha
[02:44] * LordLeon (LordLeon@LordLeon.users.undernet.org) has joined #backchan
[02:44] * X sets mode: +o LordLeon
[02:44] <@LordLeon> :P
[02:44] <@GEMENII> hahahahahahahahahha
[02:44] <@GEMENII> hahahahahahahahahha
[02:44] * Bot was kicked by LordLeon (thx:P)
[02:44] <@GEMENII> that`s COOL!

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Post by Schwarz »

That was really a crazy thing... for some minutes the UnderNet were without "Lights" and all was in Dark.

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Post by Spidel »

it was a quietly night in Channel service.. but you could see below of this text message what happen in that quietly night :P

[04:54:43] (pOth): Spidel
[04:54:52] (@Spidel): pOth yeah?
[04:55:02] (pOth): checking if you are not sleeping on the keyboard /me runsss
[04:55:25] (@Spidel): lol
[04:55:36] (@Spidel): you can run, but you can't hide!
[04:55:48] *** pOth (~poth@local.irc.ro.org) has left #cservice (You cant find meee:P)
[04:55:55] (@Spidel): rofl
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Post by Spidel »

n another one.. lol this is funny.
i was planing to send a song to a friend of mine and you could see below what he said LOL

[04:55:07] (Spidel): by the way do you have headphone or speakers over there? :)
[04:55:13] (Spidel): to send ya this song.. sheesh, it really rocks
[04:55:15] * Spidel shakes his ass
[04:55:45] (@`Smoke): just laptop speakers
[04:55:59] (Spidel): oh ok
[04:56:01] (Spidel): DCC works for ya?
[04:56:16] (+fiorella): LOL
[04:56:21] (Spidel): infact.. lemme ask ya, do you wanna listen the song that ive listening it right now? :P
[04:56:22] (@`Smoke): yes
[04:56:25] (Spidel): okies :)
[04:56:27] (Spidel): hang on !!!
[04:56:40] (@`Smoke): it has to be a wave
[04:56:50] (Spidel): wav?
[04:56:54] (Spidel): mp3 it isn't good?
[04:56:59] (@`Smoke): no
[04:57:12] (Spidel): worthless than to send it..
[04:57:18] (Spidel): cause you can't lisent it
[04:57:39] (@`Smoke): if you send it i will get g-lined from mirc
[04:58:06] (@`Smoke): mp3's are copy righted
[04:58:21] (@`Smoke): wavs arent
[04:59:19] (Spidel): LOL
[04:59:30] (Spidel): ROFLMAO
[04:59:37] (Spidel): sheesh, i can't stop laughing
[04:59:38] (Spidel): LOL
[04:59:47] (Spidel): then i should be glined cause i'm sending songs to everyone
[04:59:48] (Spidel): wtf?
[04:59:48] (Spidel): lol
[04:59:52] (Spidel): come on be serious man.
[05:01:25] (@`Smoke): i just dont accept mp3's while in a channel with x
05:01:25] (@`Smoke): i just dont accept mp3's while in a channel with x
[05:01:42] (Spidel): lol
[05:01:49] (Spidel): sheesh
[05:01:54] (Spidel): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[05:01:58] (Spidel): sheesh you make me to laugh
[05:01:59] (Spidel): LOL
[05:02:45] (Spidel): `Smoke, hey nothing is gonna happen to you, trust me :)
[05:03:02] (@`Smoke): join forty+ Spidel
[05:03:30] *** `Smoke (~smoke20@smoke020.users.undernet.org) has left #*****
and now in the other room, he asked me to join that room to send him the song on a unregistered channel LOL
[05:03:20] *** Now talking in #forty+
[05:03:20] *** ········································
[05:03:20] *** [#forty+] users- 2 total user(s)
[05:03:20] *** [#forty+] users- 1 op(s) 50% - 1 other(s) 50%
[05:03:35] (Spidel): here
[05:03:36] (Spidel): LOL
[05:03:41] (@`Smoke): ok now send it
[05:03:52] *** `Smoke sets mode: +i


LOL i have never seen such guys before.. lol sheesh
Last edited by Spidel on Sat May 27, 2006 5:34 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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