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LordBmW
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Post by LordBmW »

[19:02:03] <link2Drunk> Lulu- the mods are iwxd .i = invisible , w = to recive servers notice , x to hide your ip , d = dead mode .

:)
(LordBmW)

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sirAndrew
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Post by sirAndrew »

[23:08] *** ZnarreZ has quit IRC (G-lined ([3] drone runner))


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pazz
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Location: Romania

Post by pazz »

(...)
* @Ath|x-X shoots KoGiTo with a Sniper .. => |o-o| " HEAD SHOT "
<KoGiTo> ;p
<KoGiTo> :)_
<@Ath|x-X> KoGiTo your dead now
<KoGiTo> ohh, k k ;)
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wulf
Posts: 12
Location: Canada

Post by wulf »

00:59 <Presidont> *H* *E* *L* *L* *O*
00:59 <Presidont> *I* *N* *E* *E* *D* *H* *E* *L* *P*
01:02 <@KsaN0va> hi Presidont do you require assistance? :)
01:02 <@KsaN0va> Presidont and pls turn off those scripts, if they are so..
01:02 <Presidont> *Y* *E* *S*
01:03 <Presidont> *T* *H* *I* *S* *I* *S* *H* *O* *W* *I* *T* *Y* *P* *E*
01:03 <@KoGiTo> rofl
01:04 <Presidont> *I* *C* *A* *N* *'* *T* *T* *U* *R* *N* *I* *T* *O* *F* *F* *,* *T* *H* *I* *S* *I* *S* *T* *H* *E* *W* *A* *Y* *I* *T* *Y* *P* *E*
01:04 <@O-Youkai> ¬¬
01:05 <@wulf> lol
01:05 <@wulf> script of the day
01:05 <@wulf> :)
01:05 <Presidont> *I* *T* *I* *S* *N* *O* *T* *A* *S* *C* *R* *I* *P* *T* *!* *!* *!* *!*

wulf
Posts: 12
Location: Canada

Post by wulf »

<StaB-> hi
<StaB-> there is some one talk with nick @X @@
<StaB-> how it can be?
<@X> X never talks :)

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truenitos
Posts: 186
Location: Panamá, Panamá City

Post by truenitos »

(AciDulaSs) Hi ... can i buy all the server on undernet ?

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Session Start: Fri Sep 09 12:34:14 2005
Session Ident: AciDulaSs
[12:34] <Sizzla> you want to buy all undernet servers?
[12:34] <Sizzla> I can help you
[12:34] <AciDulaSs> who are u ?
[12:34] <Sizzla> Im the guy who sell the undernet servers :)
[12:35] <Sizzla> how much you offer for servers?
[12:35] <AciDulaSs> you are not an ircop or a representative
[12:35] <Sizzla> no , I dont need to be any of that
[12:35] <Sizzla> to sell the servers
[12:35] <AciDulaSs> verify
[12:35] <Sizzla> cause Im the one who sell servers
[12:36] <AciDulaSs> how can i trust u
[12:36] <AciDulaSs> ?
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[12:36] AciDulaSs is AciD@AciDulaSs.users.undernet.org * AciD
[12:36] AciDulaSs on #cservice #arlington
[12:36] AciDulaSs using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
[12:36] AciDulaSs is logged in as AciDulaSs
[12:36] AciDulaSs End of /WHOIS list.
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[12:36] <Sizzla> dude just tell me how much you offer and we can speak about
[12:37] <AciDulaSs> 100 000 $
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[12:37] AciDulaSs is AciD@AciDulaSs.users.undernet.org * AciD
[12:37] AciDulaSs on #cservice #arlington
[12:37] AciDulaSs using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
[12:37] AciDulaSs is logged in as AciDulaSs
[12:37] AciDulaSs End of /WHOIS list.
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[12:37] <Sizzla> $100,000
[12:37] <Sizzla> ?
[12:37] <Sizzla> $100,000.00
[12:37] <Sizzla> its too less
[12:37] <AciDulaSs> $100,000.00
[12:37] <Sizzla> you can't offer more ? that is too less
[12:37] <AciDulaSs> 1 mil?
[12:38] <Sizzla> 1 mil ?
[12:38] <Sizzla> you can offer $500,000.00 ?
[12:38] <AciDulaSs> yes..
[12:38] <Sizzla> and 1 million too ? cause this servers are very expensive
[12:38] <Sizzla> and you will owns the whole network then
[12:39] <AciDulaSs> tell me a price
[12:39] <Sizzla> 1 million dollar is ok for the moment cause we have 27 servers atm, if you come before when we haved like 50 servers then you had to pay more
[12:40] <AciDulaSs> 1 million for 27 servers ?
[12:41] <AciDulaSs> ???
[12:41] <Sizzla> yes dude, and you will OWNS the server, are 27 public servers and 20 HUBS
[12:41] <Sizzla> so 47 servers
[12:42] <AciDulaSs> what is the mounthly cost to maintain the network?
[12:43] <Sizzla> They are included in the price
[12:43] <Sizzla> services for next 5 years
[12:44] <AciDulaSs> i must pay wages to ircops ?
[12:45] <Sizzla> you just pay 1 million dollar and you will have 1000 on * (X database) and will be GLOBAL IRC OPERATOR in all servers
[12:45] <Sizzla> for next 5 yrs its all included .
[12:45] <Sizzla> After 5 yrs, you will see, that cant be estimated :)
[12:46] <AciDulaSs> yes i see
[12:46] <Sizzla> you only need to /query euworld and paste your BANK ACCOUNT and here too..
[12:46] <Sizzla> for some investigations
[12:47] <AciDulaSs> can u check my bank acount to see if i have money
[12:47] <AciDulaSs> ?
[12:47] <Sizzla> yes, is too much money
[12:47] <Sizzla> so we need to investigate
[12:48] <AciDulaSs> but how can u see if i have so much money in my bank acount ... isn`t that illegal ?
[12:48] <Sizzla> I know CIA agents and FBI , they check all that, also your IP is checked with ISP and your address and all
[12:49] <Sizzla> I do some calls 5 minutes ago
[12:49] <Sizzla> they are doing the investigations right now
[12:49] <Sizzla> with your IP
[12:50] <AciDulaSs> tell me the names of the FBI agents and CIA ?
[12:51] <Sizzla> I can't
[12:51] <Sizzla> that is very secret
[12:51] <Sizzla> so whats your name and when we can do all the transaction ?
[12:52] <AciDulaSs> tell me your acount let my check my bank acount to see ...
[12:53] <Sizzla> no, tell me your account, we are talking about 1 million dude
[12:53] <Sizzla> and Im the owner of all this
[12:56] AciDulaSs No such nick
[12:56] AciDulaSs End of /WHOIS list.
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Session Close: Fri Sep 09 12:56:22 2005

THEN HE REALISE: WTF, HE GOT MY IP, OMG, IM ON INVESTIGATION, I BETTER UNPLUGGED THE INTERNET CONNECTION...
...jonathan gabriel... a.k.a. Truenos
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Melksedek
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Location: Everywhere in Romania

Post by Melksedek »

[13:36] (NICK`19): sa dau acces prin x cu autoop pe user
[13:37] * s0RicEL Impact - Uhh! uhh!.mp3
[13:37] (FaneSpoitor): :))
[13:37] *** Parts: s0RicEL (~soarec@mail.komnasham.or.id)
[13:37] *** Parts: NICK`19 (~Angel@tyty72002.users.undernet.org) (prosti mai sunteti)
[13:37] *** X sets mode: +l 39
[13:37] *** Joins: Saralle (~Cataly@TheTeamS.users.undernet.org)
[13:37] *** Parts: Saralle (~Cataly@TheTeamS.users.undernet.org) (op)
[13:38] (GoticH): /notice |AmDeAtH (private) give him that : : /msg x modinfo #canal automode username op -->Aceasta comanda face ca un user cand intra pe canal X sa il ridice direct voice/op.Poti seta aceasta comanda in functie de preferinta cu Op/Voice/None.(Necesita acces 400+ aceasta comanda)

Translation after lunch:)

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ycs
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Location: Rome

Post by ycs »

[18:52] <}{Sergiu> !seen corina^18
[18:52] <}{Sergiu> !seen bomboana
[18:52] <}{Sergiu> k
[18:52] <}{Sergiu> 10x
[18:52] <}{Sergiu> bye
[18:52] Parts: }{Sergiu (~SRI@86.125.99.124)


Note: He was thanking the Bot!! :roll:
-= ycs. - That`s all I`ve learnt from School. =-

Spidel
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Location: Backyard

Post by Spidel »

[22:47:43] (@pazz`sBday): am innebunit de tot dracu
[22:48:11] (@Spidel): /quit
[22:48:22] (@pazz`sBday): Si msg de quit ?
[22:48:23] (@pazz`sBday): :)
[22:48:35] (@Spidel): /quit i'm an addicted to IRC, since i was borned
[22:50:10] *** pazz`sBday (~pazyx@Argo.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: i'm an addicted to IRC, since i was borned)
[22:51:33] (@Spidel): LOL
[22:51:42] *** pazzy`sBD (~pazyx@Argo.users.undernet.org) has joined #*****
[22:51:43] *** X sets mode: +o pazzy`sBD
[22:51:44] * Spidel opens the funny logs

Here is the translation in English
[22:47:43] (@pazz`sBday): i'm nuts for ever
[22:48:11] (@Spidel): /quit
[22:48:22] (@pazz`sBday): and the quit msg?
[22:48:23] (@pazz`sBday): :)
[22:48:35] (@Spidel): /quit i'm an addicted to IRC, since i was borned
[22:50:10] *** pazz`sBday (~pazyx@Argo.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: i'm an addicted to IRC, since i was borned)
[22:51:33] (@Spidel): LOL
[22:51:42] *** pazzy`sBD (~pazyx@Argo.users.undernet.org) has joined #*****
[22:51:43] *** X sets mode: +o pazzy`sBD
[22:51:44] * Spidel opens the funny logs
Last edited by Spidel on Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:56 pm, edited 2 times in total.
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

KF87
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Location: Norway

Post by KF87 »

somewhere on #mIRC sometime

some guy asked how he can get BNC and i told him.=)

<anonym> Hi,all do you know how can i get a BNC?
<Kelinflip> sure,just write this command dude. /Quit a give me a BNC don3.=)
<anonym> has Quited IRC:Quit:give me a BNC don3!=)

kind regards!

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OzzY
Posts: 306
Location: Istanbul, Turkey

Post by OzzY »

KF87 wrote:somewhere on #mIRC sometime

some guy asked how he can get BNC and i told him.=)

<anonym> Hi,all do you know how can i get a BNC?
<Kelinflip> sure,just write this command dude. /Quit a give me a BNC don3.=)
<anonym> has Quited IRC:Quit:give me a BNC don3!=)

kind regards!


KF87, what is the funny part of this log? You gave wrong information to a newbie user in a help channel and you think that it is 'funny'.

S/He trusted you, and you deceived him. Also this is a very good reason to kick you from the help channel.
Ozan Güven aka OzzY

Who is a lamer? -> [url=http://www.lamerism.com/]http://www.lamerism.com/[/url]

Spidel
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Post by Spidel »

Joins: yhui (~george123@224.Red-81-34-138.pooles.rima-tde.net)
<yhui>cum pot cobora muzica de pe mirc
<@GEMENll> pune o scara:)
<yhui> pe ce
<@GEMENll> pe mirc, ca sa poti cobora muzica
<yhui> cum pot sa cobor
<yhui> muzica
<yhui> de pe mirc
<@GEMENll> yhui aici nu ajutam cu mp3/bnc/shell/filme/xxl/
<@GEMENll> intreaba-ti prietenii sau cauta pe http://www.google.ro
<yhui> da cu ce ajuta
<yhui> i
<yhui> tu crezi ca as prost
<yhui> sau ma fac
<yhui> vrei sa va dau un remoto la calculatoare sa va cada linia
<yhui> saceti cum sa cobor muzica
<yhui> zi
<yhui> ziiiiii
<yhui> peste un minut 1
<yhui> nu vezti mai avea canal
X sets mode: +b *!*george123@*.Red-81-34-138.pooles.rima-tde.net
* yhui was kicked by X ((Gemenii) Pune o scara, urca-te pe mirc si coboara muzica de acolo, bafta tata)

English Translating
Joins: yhui (~george123@224.Red-81-34-138.pooles.rima-tde.net)
<yhui>how can i climb down an mp3?
<@GEMENll> put a stair :)
<yhui> on what?
<@GEMENll> on IRC to climb down an mp3 :)
<yhui> how can i climb down?
<yhui> an mp3 ?
<yhui> from IRC>
<@GEMENll> yhui in here we don't help with mp3/bnc/shell/filme/xxl/
<@GEMENll> ask your friends or search on http://www.google.ro
<yhui> but with what you help ?
<yhui> do you think i'm stupid?
<yhui> or i am a stupid?
<yhui> tell me how can i climb down an mp3 ?
<yhui> say it please
<yhui> sayyyyyyyy
<yhui> in one minute
<yhui> you won't have this channel anymore
X sets mode: +b *!*george123@*.Red-81-34-138.pooles.rima-tde.net
* yhui was kicked by X ((Gemenii) put a stair, climb on it at IRC and climb down a music from there, good luck dad)

He meant to download an mp3 over the IRC, but he said to climb down instead to say download :devil:
Last edited by Spidel on Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:04 pm, edited 2 times in total.
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

Spidel
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Location: Backyard

Post by Spidel »

[01:25:54] (Araaaaaaaaaa): buddy
[01:25:54] *** ········································
[01:25:54] *** Araaaaaaaaaa is ~Iam@ragorn.users.undernet.org
[01:25:54] *** Araaaaaaaaaa is «Secret is covered | 10-13-16-22-5-23-16-21-13-21»
[01:25:54] *** Araaaaaaaaaa on *.undernet.org
[01:25:54] *** Araaaaaaaaaa ragorn is logged in as
[01:25:54] *** Araaaaaaaaaa on #imm, @#turquaz, #cservice
[01:25:54] *** ········································
[01:25:59] (Araaaaaaaaaa): you have msn blocker ?
[01:27:05] (Araaaaaaaaaa): i need help urgently :(
[01:27:22] (Spidel): nop
[01:27:25] (Spidel): i'm here
[01:27:28] (Spidel): there
[01:28:19] (Araaaaaaaaaa): i need that program urgently
[01:28:24] (Spidel): what ?
[01:28:25] (Spidel): program?
[01:28:31] (Araaaaaaaaaa): msn blocker
[01:28:34] (Araaaaaaaaaa): msn id blocker
[01:29:12] (Spidel): ?!
[01:29:15] (Spidel): i don't get it
[01:29:27] (Araaaaaaaaaa): wait
[01:30:40] (Spidel): :D
[01:35:46] (Araaaaaaaaaa): keep tring :)
[01:35:50] (Spidel): ain't working
[01:35:53] (Spidel): what the heck?
[01:35:58] (Araaaaaaaaaa): i blocked it
[01:36:52] (Spidel): huh?
[01:36:53] (Araaaaaaaaaa): dont you know that i am an official msn company member?
[01:36:58] (Spidel): lol?
[01:37:13] (Araaaaaaaaaa): lol
01:37:17] (Araaaaaaaaaa): i blocked your msn account
[01:37:19] (Spidel): then you are a lamer !
[01:37:22] (Spidel): oki
[01:37:22] (Araaaaaaaaaa): you cant connect to msn
[01:37:27] (Spidel): oki
[01:37:28] (Spidel): thanks anyway
[01:37:58] (Araaaaaaaaaa): btw you cant go to fetitzele@hotmail.com from webpage
[01:38:04] (Araaaaaaaaaa): even for to read your emails:(
[01:38:07] (Spidel): lol
[01:38:18] (Spidel): i don't care
[01:38:40] (Spidel): 01:25:59] (Araaaaaaaaaa): you have msn blocker ?
[01:38:42] (Spidel): bhwhaha
[01:38:44] (Spidel): i cought you
[01:38:45] (Spidel): :
[01:38:47] (Araaaaaaaaaa): MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
[01:38:47] (Araaaaaaaaaa): MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
[01:38:47] (Araaaaaaaaaa): MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
[01:38:51] (Spidel): hein, you are working at msn ? :D
[01:38:52] (Spidel): lol
[01:38:54] (Spidel): shut up
[01:38:56] (Spidel): lamer !
[01:39:04] (Spidel): [01:28:19] (Araaaaaaaaaa): i need that program urgently
[01:39:08] (Spidel): rofl
[01:39:12] (Spidel): this goes to funny logs
[01:39:13] (Spidel): bhwhhaha
[01:39:15] (Spidel): LOOOOOOL
[01:39:45] (Araaaaaaaaaa): come onnnnnnn
[01:39:47] (Araaaaaaaaaa): pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[01:39:49] (Araaaaaaaaaa): dont do that!!
[01:39:51] (Araaaaaaaaaa): :)))
[01:40:23] (Araaaaaaaaaa): if you do that,i will never unblock the id
[01:40:29] (Araaaaaaaaaa): but if you promise be that you dont do that
[01:40:33] (Araaaaaaaaaa): i will now unlock it
[01:40:38] (Araaaaaaaaaa): .)
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

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tommytee
Posts: 112
Location: Europe - Romania - Bucharest

Post by tommytee »

<tehnorbeh> I need to get rid of my old nickname
<tehnorbeh> its still in the channel list but I'm not on that nick anymore...
<tehnorbeh> how do you ghost it or whatever?
<tommyTee> it will ping time out tehnorbeh :)
<tommyTee> it's a matter of minutes till it quits :)
<tehnorbeh> does pinging it repeatedly help at all?
* Quits: tehnorbeh (~norbert88@68-70-146-202.lkwnny.adelphia.net) (Excess Flood)
<tommyTee> nope :-) lol


Regards :)
Gunned up and clapped quick..

Spidel
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Location: Backyard

Post by Spidel »

13:57:55] *** DRagos_16 (DRagos_16_@H4kErULz.users.undernet.org) has joined #usernames
[13:58:49] (@UserNames): DRagos_16 : hello, ask your problem/question all in one line and wait for a reply, you are being assisted by [Diaboliq]
[13:58:52] *** [Diaboliq] sets mode: +v DRagos_16
[13:59:02] (@[Diaboliq]): salut DRagos_16, te putem ajuta cu ceva ?
[13:59:04] (@Spidel): BlacBox, cam nimic..
[13:59:06] (+DRagos_16): salut
[13:59:31] (+DRagos_16): vreau si eu sa-mi fac un user dar am inteles ca-mi trebuie o adresa de e-mail platita
[14:00:01] (@[Diaboliq]): DRagos_16, din moment ce ai deja un username, adica cel pe care esti logat, nu mai ai nevoie de altul
[14:00:12] (+DRagos_16): k
[14:00:16] *** DRagos_16 (DRagos_16_@H4kErULz.users.undernet.org) has left #usernames
[14:00:27] (+BlacBox): si ramane asa balta
[14:00:28] (+BlacBox): ?
[14:00:59] (@Spidel): BlacBox, se pare ca da
[14:01:09] (+BlacBox): no
[14:01:17] (+BlacBox): bagatai picsul
[14:01:18] *** BlacBox (~Blac@Izabella-8.Toplita.Ro) has left #usernames

Acelasi user intra pe #usernames doar cu un alt nickname, heh .. si are acelasi identd :) credea ca ne poate pacalea

[14:01:20] *** JuPaNu`16 (DRagos_16_@86.126.8.149) has joined #usernames
[14:01:33] *** [Diaboliq] sets mode: +v JuPaNu`16

[14:01:50] (@[Diaboliq]): lol, daca ti-i schimbat nick-ul si nu mai esti logat, crezi ca treaba asta schimba situatia ?
[14:01:55] (@Spidel): lol
[14:01:58] (@[Diaboliq]): ai uitat sa-ti schimbi ID-ul
[14:02:05] (@[Diaboliq]): mai incearca, poate ne pacalesti :)
[14:02:13] *** JuPaNu`16 (DRagos_16_@86.126.8.149) has left #usernames

English Version
13:57:55] *** DRagos_16 (DRagos_16_@H4kErULz.users.undernet.org) has joined #usernames
[13:58:49] (@UserNames): DRagos_16 : hello, ask your problem/question all in one line and wait for a reply, you are being assisted by [Diaboliq]
[13:58:52] *** [Diaboliq] sets mode: +v DRagos_16
[13:59:02] (@[Diaboliq]): hi DRagos_16, can we help you with something ?
[13:59:06] (+DRagos_16): hi
[13:59:31] (+DRagos_16):i want to register an username, but someone told me i need a payd e-mail address
[14:00:01] (@[Diaboliq]): DRagos_16, currently you have already an username, , you don't need another one
[14:00:12] (+DRagos_16): k
[14:00:16] *** DRagos_16 (DRagos_16_@H4kErULz.users.undernet.org) has left #usernames

Now the same guy enter unlogged , and with a diffrent nickname he tought he can trick us :)

[14:01:20] *** JuPaNu`16 (DRagos_16_@86.126.8.149) has joined #usernames
[14:01:33] *** [Diaboliq] sets mode: +v JuPaNu`16
[14:01:50] (@[Diaboliq]): lol, if you think you've changed your nickname and you aren't anymore logged in you think this thingie change the situation ?
[14:01:55] (@Spidel): lol
[14:01:58] (@[Diaboliq]): you've forggot also to change your identd
[14:02:05] (@[Diaboliq]): keep trying , probably you will trick us :)
[14:02:13] *** JuPaNu`16 (DRagos_16_@86.126.8.149) has left #usernames

Regards,
Spidel
Last edited by Spidel on Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."