Funny logs

[truenitos]

<Truenos> someone know a HOTMAIL STAFF? (amsg)
<@wanderrer> yeah
<@wanderrer> I do
<@wanderrer> Gina wild
<@wanderrer> or Pamela
<Truenos> wanderrer......please, get my msn password or secret answer I change my password yesterday and I dont remember it, and my secret answer is about 3 years ago and I dont remember what I set
<@wanderrer> dude
<@wanderrer> the 2 ones
<@wanderrer> are porno stars
<@wanderrer> lol
<Truenos> :/

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<@wanderrer> P
<@wanderrer> O
<@wanderrer> Y
<@wanderrer> A
<@wanderrer> N
<@wanderrer> A
<Poyan> w
<Poyan> a
<Poyan> n
<Poyan> d
<Poyan> e
<Poyan> r
<Poyan> r
<Poyan> e
<Poyan> r
<+zero> S
<+zero> U
<+zero> C
<+zero> K
<+zero> E
<+zero> R
<+zero> S
<Dejan> B
<Dejan> O
<Dejan> R
<Dejan> A
<Dejan> T

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[truenitos]

* Truenos is now known as Butthead
* Updating chan's IAL
* X sets mode: +o Butthead
<@QuickSlvr> w33d upp
<@Butthead> w33d up ! :p
<@QuickSlvr> Especially cause I think the people upstairs must wonder what the hell I'm choking on every hour haha
<@Butthead> what is that ?
<@QuickSlvr> when you cough after your toke
<+Go2Eden> rofl
<@QuickSlvr> oh hello
<@QuickSlvr> haha I thought you were BudSmokr
<+Go2Eden> talk*
<+Go2Eden> :>
<@QuickSlvr> lol
<@Butthead> and I dont know what is TOKE
<@Butthead> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<@Butthead> Pwned
* Butthead is now known as Truenos
<@BudSmokr> w33d up
* @Truenos give GLASSES to QuickSlvr
<@QuickSlvr> I honestly saw the ww33d up and thought it was BudSmokr
<@QuickSlvr> Thats funny.
<@QuickSlvr> ok wtf
<@Truenos> hahahahaha
<@BudSmokr> :>
<@Truenos> <@BudSmokr> w33d up
<@QuickSlvr> haha oh man
<@Truenos> ROFL
<@Truenos> hahahahahahahaha
<@Truenos> hahahahahahahaha
<@BudSmokr> haha
<@Truenos> now QS is really CONFUSED
<@QuickSlvr> I have caught on but that's crazy.
<@QuickSlvr> The odds that BudSmokr would return and type that amongst the confusion is funny
<@BudSmokr> i saw you mention my nick, so glanced over to give my W33d Up
<@QuickSlvr> ahhh
<@QuickSlvr> I have my nick highlighted too.
<@BudSmokr> heh :>
<@BudSmokr> but, it was coincidence that I was sitting here
<@BudSmokr> just getting ready to go out for dinner
<@QuickSlvr> true that
<@QuickSlvr> I gotta make some stew, my mom made it and left me some, it's been frozen but still, I have to heat it up haha
<@Truenos> hahaha
<@BudSmokr> heh

[Mitko]

[Mitko]

another helper busted ;-)


(14:12:14) * mWx was kicked by Mitko (welcome)
(14:12:17) * Mitko sets mode: +k *
(14:12:32) <@Mitko> if he doesn't know it, im gonna kill myself :p
(14:12:37) * Joins: mWx (~mwx@mwx.users.undernet.org)
(14:12:37) * X sets mode: +o mWx
(14:12:50) <@YG> mWx remove the channel key please :)
(14:13:58) <@YG> come on mWx:)
(14:14:00) <@mWx> there is no key here
(14:14:20) <@YG> sure there is
(14:14:27) <@Mitko> just remove it..
(14:14:59) <@Mitko> (I dont wanna kill myself )
(14:15:00) <@Mitko> :(
(14:15:57) <@mWx> i cant remove that key
(14:16:02) <@YG> haha :P
(14:16:04) <@Mitko> LOL
(14:16:15) * YG sets mode: -k *
(14:16:21) <@YG> :PP
(14:16:30) <@mWx> :)
(14:16:31) * @Mitko opens the funny logs
(14:16:41) <@mWx> Mitko no!
(14:16:42) <@mWx> :)
(14:16:43) <@Mitko> yes
(14:16:50) <@Mitko> :)
(14:16:52) <@mWx> i rally haven`t seen that *
(14:16:55) <@YG> we do this with every new guy :o
(14:16:56) <@mWx> the heck
(14:17:16) <@YG> the proper word would be "busted" !!!!!!
(14:17:30) <@mWx> then let we do this one more time :)))))

mWx - busted ! you are owned. :-)

[truenitos]

<@crank> damn damn
<@crank> i will lose too many cash tonight
<@crank> ;/
<@crank> playing poker
<@crank> with my friends lol
<@QuickSlvr> What's funny, the fact you are playing poker or the fact you have friends?
<+TrUeNoS> haha
<@crank> LOL
* @crank is shy
<@crank> :p

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[ZeroSlashe®]

* crazymary (crazymary@195.158.64.157) has joined #dj
<crazymary> hi
<+ZMuSiCz> hi
<crazymary> asl pls
<+ZMuSiCz> 22, male, europe?
* crazymary (crazymary@195.158.64.157) has left #dj
<+ZMuSiCz> hey i dun smell ok!
<@haagie> lol

[Wolfyx]

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[Drkynes]

Some user got kicked out from a certain channel because he pasted a website(made in flash). The guy who kicked him out is from Italy, at which point I've recalled that I've seen a kickass flash webiste made by an italian guy. I've asked if I could paste the url but the guy was not intrested. Here is what followed:


02:34) <Dr_K> can I paste the url here?
02:34) <@hardman``> No.
02:34) <Dr_K> no viruses or anything.
02:34) <Dr_K> oh, well, ok.
02:45) <MartYanu> Dr_K, you cannot force users to visit lame home pages.
02:48) <Dr_K> haha
02:48) <Dr_K> MartYanu have you thought 'till you got that one out?
02:49) <Tweak> Hello
02:49) <Dr_K> I havent force anyone, it's a funny page which I think people would be like it.
02:49) <Dr_K> One the other hand, how do you know if it's 'lame'?
02:50) <Dr_K> Perhaps you have seen it, and you can do better..
02:51) <Dr_K> or you thought of kissing some ass?
02:51) <Dr_K> hey Tweak:)
02:51) <MartYanu> I haven't seen it, but I'm sure it's lame.
02:52) <MartYanu> please don't be rude, now I should ignore you.
02:52) <Dr_K> how do you know?
02:52) <MartYanu> but I won't, and now ..stop.
02:52) <Dr_K> if you havent seen it ..how do you know is lame?
02:53) <@hardman``> Okay guys. STOP it.
02:53) <MartYanu> those Macromedia flash websites should be forbidden, I have seen some pages very rude.. this one is too.. I'm sure of it.
02:54) <MartYanu> okay, don't yell.
02:54) <Dr_K> lol
02:54) <Dr_K> haha
02:54) <MartYanu> hi warjo.
02:55) <warjo> hey martyanu
02:55) <warjo>
02:55) <Dr_K> I think all websites should be forbidden, i have seen lots of 'rude' websites
02:55) <Dr_K> let close the internet, there are so many dumb sites.
02:55) <warjo> nahhh not a good idea
02:55) <Dr_K> and if we are on it, lets forbidden irc too.. to many idiots on it.
02:56) <Dr_K> lol
02:56) <warjo> internet offers many comforts
02:56) <warjo> and everything has it's evil side
02:56) <Dr_K> warjo yes, but who cares? when they are some "RUDE MARCOMEDIA FLASH WEBSITES" on it?
02:57) <Dr_K> and if there are some.. all of them are "rude"
02:57) <warjo> Dr_K, i really dont think you are trying to make a point here. But just tease MartYanu:)
02:58) <Dr_K> lol

This is just a part of the log, I keept making fun but the guy went offline when I've mentioned I'll tell his mom about it(just joking around, dont even know him).
*I have removed the joins/parts/quits to make the log shorter.

[Hayasdan]

[11:51:19] <Q`Loves> Is someone here?
[11:52:03] <Zee> nope
[11:52:11] <Q`Loves> Zee, can you make me a favour?
[11:52:13] <Zee> who asks ?
[11:52:14] <Q`Loves> Please dude.
[11:52:18] <Q`Loves> I`m Qazz
[11:52:26] <Zee> i noticed that
[11:52:30] <warky> lol
[11:52:36] <Zee> sure tell me what can i do 4 u
[11:52:37] <Q`Loves> I need to join CService, but the channel is +r moded.
[11:52:56] <Q`Loves> Can you tell to some op there to invite me or to remove de +r mode !?
[11:52:58] <Q`Loves> Please pal.
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Q`Loves is Q@195.242.88.56 * The Q Unlimited
Q`Loves on #q3
Q`Loves using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
Q`Loves End of /WHOIS list.
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[11:53:24] <Hayasdan> login :p
[11:53:34] <Zee> it`s only an op and i don`t really know him
[11:54:07] <Q`Loves> I'm at one Internet Caffe here, and I can't join it anyway
[11:54:14] <Q`Loves> Who is..?
[11:54:21] <Hayasdan> Trenxt
[11:54:24] <Q`Loves> Tell me please the right nickname.
[11:54:32] <Q`Loves> Okay, thank you a lot.
[11:55:01] <Zee>
[11:56:09] <Hayasdan> np
[11:56:52] <Q`Loves>
[11:56:54] <Q`Loves> Lol.
[11:57:06] <Q`Loves> [11:54] <TrenxT> Try Again.. No Luck
[11:57:08] <Q`Loves>
[11:57:09] <Q`Loves> :
[11:57:11] <Q`Loves> :
[11:57:14] <Q`Loves> Damn it!
[11:57:19] <warky> Going to study. Be back a little bit later. Bye bye. [amsg]
[11:57:22] <Q`Loves> Autoanswers..
[11:57:31] <Q`Loves> warky, okay.. good lucky!|
[11:57:38] <warky> thankies
[11:58:38] <Hayasdan> Q`Loves try now :p
[11:58:58] <Q`Loves> Cannot join channel (+r)
[11:59:01] <Q`Loves> What!?
[11:59:09] <Hayasdan> 0wn3d :p

[bogeyman]

uhm? okay...

[Mitko]

[truenitos]

* Joins: marijane (~marijane@marijane.users.undernet.org)
<marijane> i need help
<marijane> i lost my op on my chan
<marijane> netsplit
<@Truenitos> blame the netsplits
<@Truenitos> he is a weird guy
<@Truenitos> I dont know why he want to make takeovers on channels
<@Truenitos> he should get a GLINE
<Tomster> hehe
<@Truenitos> you agree with me marijane ?
<marijane> yes
<marijane> and ?
<Tomster> lool!
<@Truenitos> ok msg netsplits
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NetSplits is Ronald@come.with.me.to.maldives-island.com * I Will Try To NetSplit The Servers
NetSplits on #dunes #life #lebmIRC #ircgang #lebleb
NetSplits using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
netsplits End of /WHOIS list.
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<@Truenitos> look, Im kidding..... I need to go now dude, ask here, maybe lemuel or zmolensky can help you...... hehe nice chat with you
* Truenitos sets mode: -o Truenitos
<Truenitos> I was sad, now , im going happy
<@zmolensky> marijane what channel please?
<marijane> #exploits
<@zmolensky> marijane half from that channel are clones
<marijane> is not my clones
<marijane> a lamer join the clones
<@zmolensky> and you'vee been assisted on Feb 13 2005 by mTb
<marijane> pls g-line him
<marijane> yes
<marijane> but mtb kick me ..
<marijane>
<marijane> mtb is la lamer
<Tomster> behave.
<@zmolensky> we cannot help you, sorry
<Tomster> backies
<marijane> (
<@zmolensky> marijane anything else before you leave ?
<marijane> ok
<marijane> thx
<marijane> zmolensky ok, so you are a lamer to
<marijane> tnx 4 help asshol's
* zmolensky sets mode: +b *!*marijane@marijane.users.undernet.org
* marijane was kicked by zmolensky (Why not?)
<Tomster> what a nice "thank you"
* zmolensky sets mode: +r
<mTb> hmm..
<Truenitos> thats why NETPLISTS still rockz
<Truenitos> lets give a beer to netsplit
<@zmolensky> cheers
<@lemuel> netsplit nus is logged in as
<@zmolensky> he is tricky, he logs in to hide his host
<@zmolensky> thinks he cannot be tracked
<Truenitos> hahaha
<Tomster> heh
* Truenitos opens funny logs
<@zmolensky> what logs ? undernet doesnt work
<@zmolensky> *.org
<@lemuel> what?
<@zmolensky> or it doest
<@lemuel> forum is down?
<Tomster> it works
<@lemuel> yeah I visit it a while ago
<@zmolensky> well its Truenitos fault he tricked me with his beer
<@zmolensky> i swear
* zmolensky sets mode: -b *!*marijane@marijane.users.undernet.org
<Truenitos> you got owned in all ways

IF .ORG dosnst work, WHAT IS THIS ?????? is FORUM is DOWN, what it this ???? !!!!! damn zmonlensky got owned... =) he still msg'ing "netsplits"

[lemuel]

(thebest_1): any 1 wan hellp me
(kauboj): thebest_1 ask pls.
(@lemuel): sure
(thebest_1): ken u tell me how i go to # malta
(@lemuel): type /j #malta
(thebest_1): can u call me and i tak wit u better
(thebest_1): pls
(@lemuel): do what I said
(@lemuel): type /j #malta
(Area-51): thebest_1: do as lemuel said, type /j #malta
*** Joins: Circaa (Circaa@ti311110a060-0276.dialup.online.no)
(Area-51): lemuel: hmm, he managed to get in here... maybe theres something else up
(@lemuel): thebest_1, what part you don't undestand?
*** c0nGuR sets mode: +l 40
(@lemuel): or anything we can do for you aside from that?
(thebest_1): le bikos wenn i go to #malta is tell me mallta is band
(@lemuel): hah?
(@lemuel): you mean you are banned in #malta?
(@lemuel): can you give me the reason why you're banned in that channel please
(thebest_1): 99280424 call me is better
(@lemuel): lol
(nirvana): thebest_1 yeah yeah, he is gonna help you at the phone lol
(nirvana): do what he said and stop with that "call me is better"
(@lemuel): rofl
(@lemuel): weird
(nirvana): (=
(thebest_1): ok givme the number
(@lemuel): bwahahahahhaha
(nirvana): thebest_1 sure, call 0800-PEDRO
(@lemuel): +639187474865
(@lemuel): that's my mobile number
(@lemuel): lmao
(thebest_1): u wna mejk misteks whit me
(@lemuel): what?
(thebest_1):
(nirvana): I think he is talking in arabian-english
(nirvana):
(@lemuel): I don't know
(thebest_1): no am maltis
(@lemuel): lolz
(nirvana): lol


hahaha quite funny

[lemuel]

(+kauboj): ghadab can i help you ?
(ghadab): give me your e_mail in @hotmail.com
(+kauboj): ghadab why ?
(ghadab): i wont to speek whit you in msn
(+kauboj): ghadab I don't have msn
(+kauboj): pls part the channel
(+kauboj): ghadab i'm going to kick you
(ghadab): o k
*** ghadab was kicked by X ((kauboj) Pls Don't come back)
(@lemuel): lol

[Mitko]