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lemuel
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Location: Southeast Asia, Philippines

Post by lemuel »

<@lemuel> what's up?
<redwines> if i were banned and the banning entity did not unban me, could i report the person to the fbi
<@lemuel> LOL
<@cna_> haha noo
* @lemuel is laughing like HELL
<redwines> interpol
<@lemuel> bwahahahaha
<@cna_> you cant report it
<redwines> who says?
<@lemuel> me
<@lemuel> no such thing redwines :)
<@cna_> exactly
<redwines> interpol or fbi?
<@lemuel> yes
<@lemuel> you can't
<redwines> why
<@lemuel> hey this is IRC and not real life


hehehehe :D :lol:
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Ashley`
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Location: Latvia

Post by Ashley` »

[01:32:10pm] <StaTistic> 20 m here, simple but fun, caring and loyal, act now and get a 20% off on our 1st date!!!!
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Mitko
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Location: Europe

Post by Mitko »

(18:41:19) <@wit> wb xsixsina
(18:41:32) <@xsixsina> ty wit
(18:41:36) <@^Mistress> wb
(18:41:39) <@Mitko> wb x6x6x
(18:41:41) <@xsixsina> ty misty:)
(18:41:44) <@xsixsina> ty Mitko
(18:41:46) <@xsixsina> :D
(18:41:49) <@wit> :D
(18:41:51) <@wit> wn
(18:41:52) <@^Mistress> yw ;)
(18:41:55) <@wit> yw
(18:41:57) <@Mitko> yw
(18:41:58) <@Mitko> :)
(18:43:11) <@xsixsina> [19:34:50] <@^Mistress> yw ;)
(18:43:11) <@xsixsina> [19:34:53] <@wit> yw
(18:43:11) <@xsixsina> [19:34:56] <@Mitko> yw
(18:43:14) <@xsixsina> damn :)

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(18:45:00) <@wit> :)) k Mitko :P u sexy boy :D
(18:45:12) <@Mitko> wit boy ?
(18:45:26) <@wit> man sorry :d
(18:45:29) <@Mitko> man ?
(18:45:36) <@wit> so u are she or he ?:D
(18:45:38) <@Mitko> SHE
(18:45:44) <@wit> no ,no :)
(18:45:51) <@wit> u are a he i know u are
(18:45:52) -> -lilithia- tell him that im a girl
(18:46:13) <@^Mistress> ok who was after mitko for the pics
(18:46:27) <@wit> i want mitko's pics
(18:46:39) <@lilithia> mitko is a sexy girl
(18:46:41) <@lilithia> ;D
(18:47:00) <@wit> lilithia u got her's jpg ? :D
(18:47:02) <@Mitko> but lilithia is lucky cause im lesbian
(18:47:10) <@wit> :))) lol
(18:47:14) <@Mitko> wit I don't share pictures
(18:47:22) <@wit> omg why ?:(
(18:47:23) <@Mitko> just real life contacts ;)

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(19:59:14) <@^Mistress> Mitko..says im #3 on his ugly site ;(
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(19:59:43) <@DarkOn3> you're my no. 1 honey
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(20:00:21) <@^Mistress> #1 on ur ugly site?
(20:00:31) <@^Mistress> o dear gawd im gettin a complex
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after a hour:
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(20:54:39) <@Mitko> lilithia why do you use PnP hunny ?
(20:54:42) <@^Mistress> i luv pnp
(20:54:59) <@Mitko> I love SMS (Self Made Script) ;-)
(20:55:04) <@lilithia> protection
(20:55:14) <@Mitko> lilithia what kind of protection ?:)
(20:55:19) <@Mitko> channel protection ?
(20:55:23) <@^Mistress> lilithia gets hunny...i get UGLY
(20:55:30) <@^Mistress> ........./ignore Mitko

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Dimitar Tnokovski aka Mitko
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Mitko
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Post by Mitko »

(18:25:03) * Joins: CoolGyRL (~dzx@81.196.98.176)
(18:25:25) <CoolGyRL> hey
(18:25:29) <CoolGyRL> bye
(18:25:29) * Parts: CoolGyRL (~dzx@81.196.98.176)

do they really need help ?;-)

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(18:32:46) <blade23> ping
(18:32:49) <blade23> ping
(18:32:50) <blade23> ping
(18:32:50) <blade23> ping
(18:32:51) <blade23> ping
(18:32:51) * blade23 was kicked by Spanla (blade23: Please do not repeat. Last warning.)
(18:32:51) * Spanla sets mode: +b *!*@81.181.116.58

they think that PING is a remedy for lag, so they will be UNlagged if pinged 1000 times ;-)
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tommytee
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Post by tommytee »

/ctcp Mitko ping * 100 => Ping time out - you will be 'UNlagged' for the rest of your IRC life :lol:
Gunned up and clapped quick..

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Mitko
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Post by Mitko »

tommytee, on the second " /ctcp Mitko ping " you will be auto-ignored. ;-) So if you type /ctcp Mitko ping * 100, you will get UNlagged for the rest of your IRC life, and I will put your Ping Timeout quitmsg in this section. ;-)
:devil:
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Ashley`
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Location: Latvia

Post by Ashley` »

[02:10:28pm] <yash> hi
[02:11:14pm] <yash> ru there
[02:12:39pm] <Ashley`> no
[02:12:50pm] <yash> why
[02:12:57pm] <yash> u not interest chat with m
[02:13:06pm] <Ashley`> ur talkin' with my ghost
[02:13:18pm] <yash> why
[02:13:29pm] <Ashley`> cuz Im dead
[02:13:52pm] <yash> ok,
[02:13:55pm] <yash> ur from
[02:14:01pm] <Ashley`> heaven
[02:14:19pm] <yash> i am india
[02:14:26pm] <yash> ur good name plz
[02:14:27pm] <Ashley`> Im from the ghost land
[02:16:19pm] <yash> ok

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[01:36:05pm] <cherrypie> u guys really suck
[01:36:11pm] <Simplemind> ?
[01:36:15pm] <+Love^Goddess> cherrypie: Thanks.

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[03:10:57pm] * badboy89 slaps nymph around a bit with a large trout
[03:10:57pm] * badboy89 was kicked by Temple (No FISH Mutilation PLEASE!!)
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zapp
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Location: Romania

Post by zapp »

PAMELA__ wrote:[11:22:40] <rami_khalil1> hi all
[11:22:58] <rami_khalil1> can i chat with any girl here?
[11:23:03] <Lu^> no girls here
[11:23:05] <Lu^> just bots
[11:23:16] <rami_khalil1> wat bots?
[11:23:29] <Lu^> sex bots
[11:23:33] <Lu^> wanna chat with one?
[11:23:37] <rami_khalil1> wat sex bots?
[11:23:47] <Lu^> that makes you horny
[11:23:50] <Lu^> want some?
[11:23:51] <rami_khalil1> yes i wanna chat
[11:23:59] <Lu^> rami_khalil1 why? are you horny?
[11:23:60] <rami_khalil1> ok i want
[11:24:56] <rami_khalil1> iam 18 years old from lebanon
[11:25:26] <Lu^> are you under 18 or over 18 ?
[11:25:54] <rami_khalil1> ian under 18
[11:26:03] <Lu^> ah, you are under.. then you are not allowed
[11:26:11] <Lu^> that would be called corruption of minors
[11:28:32] <rami_khalil1> pupina where r u
[11:28:41] <rami_khalil1> pupina where r u?
[11:28:44] <rami_khalil1> pupina where r u?
[11:28:46] <rami_khalil1> pupina where r u?

....
Btw.. Pupina wasn`t a bot.. :P
I`m getting used to them.. and even tho, i still wonder when i see them.. :)

PAMELA__ aka Lu^

I`m over 18 , lets play Lu^ :wink:
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Mitko
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Post by Mitko »

(12:28:25) <@YounGun> The father asks the son:
(12:28:25) <@YounGun> - Are you f**king your granmother?
(12:28:25) <@YounGun> The son answers:
(12:28:25) <@YounGun> - You f**k my mother i f**k yours

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(12:06:00) <@mozi> hi like-weed
(12:06:06) <@like-weed> ohh sup mozi
(12:06:08) <@like-weed> ?
(12:06:13) <@mozi> well just testing some weed
(12:06:24) <@like-weed> damn feel nice talkin with u :)
(12:06:29) <@mozi> i` eating
(12:06:36) <@bleaaaaaah> lol
(12:06:41) <@like-weed> well good :)
(12:06:42) <@like-weed> mr 2
(12:06:44) <@like-weed> me 2
(12:13:00) <@mozi> i`m back
(12:13:05) <@like-weed> me 2
(12:13:05) <@like-weed> :)

mozi = like-weed
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FasTK|LLeR
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Post by FasTK|LLeR »

FoXXy wrote:I am a GIRL and nobody love me :))
PM Truenos he is an big lover
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Ashley`
Posts: 20
Location: Latvia

Post by Ashley` »

[01:47:48pm] <pink_butter> hi everyone! i'm back!!! the fat-free pink butter on wheat... hehe
[01:48:00pm] <Simplemind> pink_butter... what an odd name
[01:48:23pm] <pink_butter> odd?
[01:48:24pm] <pink_butter> hehe
[01:48:30pm] <Simplemind> yeah
[01:48:31pm] <pink_butter> y odd?
[01:48:40pm] <Simplemind> well I personally have never seen pink butter
[01:48:44pm] <pink_butter> whats so odd about it?
[01:48:55pm] <pink_butter> that's y i named myself pink butter...hehe
[01:49:24pm] <Simplemind> i guess you like pink then
[01:50:30pm] <@VIXY> I LOVe PINK =|
[01:50:51pm] <Simplemind> i like pink when the clouds are that color when the sun is setting
[01:51:16pm] <@VIXY> Pink is like the new black.
[01:51:24pm] <+Love^Goddess> NO
[01:51:24pm] <Simplemind> ... eh?
[01:51:25pm] <+Love^Goddess> NO
[01:51:31pm] <+Love^Goddess> Pink is disgusting.
[01:51:41pm] <@VIXY> Love^Goddess: Argue with me and you die =|
[01:51:48pm] <+Love^Goddess> I won't die.
[01:51:55pm] <+Love^Goddess> Well, my PC dies but not me.
[01:51:58pm] <Simplemind> lol
[01:52:00pm] <Simplemind> ahahaha
[01:52:12pm] <@VIXY> wanna try?
[01:54:17pm] <pink_butter> i think blue is better!
[01:54:25pm] <@VIXY> PINK
[01:54:28pm] <victoria^> Black is black.
[01:54:28pm] <pink_butter> it all started with my nick...
[01:54:37pm] <pink_butter> pink butter...eeewwwww!
[01:54:40pm] <pink_butter> but i love it
[01:54:48pm] <Simplemind> were do you GET pink butter?
[01:55:05pm] <pink_butter> in my own world...wanna come?
[01:55:10pm] <Simplemind> lol
[01:55:29pm] <Simplemind> i dont know, does your world have iced tea?
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YounGun
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Post by YounGun »

[19:51] (puterfixer): I'm like "this is a very serious problem, please pack up your computer and send it back, ask for a refund" then in my mind "because you're TOO STUPID TO OWN ONE". bah
[19:52] (puterfixer): thank God I don't work as telephone tech support or in some online help channel :P
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truenitos
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Location: Panamá, Panamá City

Post by truenitos »

* Quits: @NetForce (netforce@undernet.org) (*.net *.split)
* Quits: @TzepesH (~tzepesh@amansate.esa.popola.pa.no.darte.chambola.rr.nu) (*.net *.split)
<@mTb> netsplit!!!!!!
<@Roster> soooooooooooooooooooooooo?
<@mTb> so so so
* @Roster closes putty
* Joins: TzepesH (~tzepesh@amansate.esa.popola.pa.no.darte.chambola.rr.nu)
* Joins: NetForce (netforce@undernet.org)
* Princeton.NJ.US.Undernet.Org sets mode: +oo NetForce TzepesH
<@Roxette> Roster yew bad ;o)
<@Roster> yeah, i`m bad ;p
<@Truenos> ROFL

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* @DumbGirL waves
<@sKiLeR_FZ> :)
<@DumbGirL> hey sKiLeR_FZ :)))))
<@YounGun> heya DumbGirL
<@DumbGirL> Hi YG :)
<@sKiLeR_FZ> how are you hon?
<@DumbGirL> Good, thanks
<@DumbGirL> yourself ?
<@sKiLeR_FZ> still sleepy hehe i just woke up
<@DumbGirL> `morning
<@sKiLeR_FZ> \o/
<@DumbGirL> \o/
* @DumbGirL smiles
<@YounGun> what does "\o/" mean ?
<@DumbGirL> its a hug :)
<@YounGun> ah ok /me notes
<@DumbGirL> sKiLeR_FZ got style :)
<@YounGun> i thought it was something like raising your hands :O
<@sKiLeR_FZ> that`s a hug :)
<@Roxette> It is raising ur hands.
<@Roxette> \o/
<@Roxette> Hands up.
<@Roxette> As far as i knew.
<@Roxette> Spose u could put them down and hug if u wanna ;o)
<@DumbGirL> Guess so :)
<@DumbGirL> Hi Roxette
<@Roxette> Hello
* @sKiLeR_FZ sits beside DumbGirL
* @DumbGirL pets sKiLeR_FZ
<@sKiLeR_FZ> aww :)
<@DumbGirL> ~ Lunch ~ brb
<@sKiLeR_FZ> enjoy :)
* @Roster looks at sKiLeR_FZ
* @sKiLeR_FZ rolls his eyes
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TheAbyss
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Post by TheAbyss »

[21:44] * bounce sets mode: +b *!*@bounce.users.undernet.org
[21:44] * bounce was kicked by bounce (This is NOT a parking lot, please set away's some other place.)
[21:44] <TheAbyss> lol
[21:44] <ManDark> 10x
[21:44] <Lu^> rofl
[21:44] * X sets mode: -b *!*@bounce.users.undernet.org
[21:44] <Whitehorse> lol
[21:44] * TheAbyss opening funny logs forum
[21:44] * bounce (bounce@bounce.users.undernet.org) has joined #CService
[21:44] <kN0x> =))
[21:44] <T1g3rEye> i ask her.. you tell me to go on usernames and i cant !
[21:44] <Piciu-> lol
[21:44] <bounce> lol
[21:44] * X sets mode: +o bounce
[21:44] <Lu^> hhehe
[21:44] <kN0x> bounce be nice to bounce!
[21:44] <bounce> wrong click
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Ashley`
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Post by Ashley` »

[05:13:36pm] <senza_girl> IM SLUT!!!
[05:13:50pm] * senza_girl was kicked by Trixter (then go to the right place)

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<daphney> hi
<daphney> ctc?
<summerhouse> hello daphney
<daphney> nasal plz............
<summerhouse> nasal?
<daphney> name
<daphney> age
<daphney> sex
<summerhouse> nasal means 'up my nose'
<summerhouse> and you are getting up my nose!

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[05:32:14pm] <bad__boy__17> any girls with msn ?
[05:32:42pm] <+summerhouse> msn? mental sub normality?
[05:33:00pm] <^Tala^> yeah msn is sometimes menta sub normality
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