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Crosswing
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Post by Crosswing »

[20:06:30] (Helicopters): how can dialup be hacked?
[20:06:34] (Helicopters): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:06:38] *** HERACLE sets mode: +b *!*sonyix@194.165.160.*
[20:06:38] ••• [#irc_help] Banned- Helicopters
[20:06:43] *** HERACLE was kicked by HERACLE (like this)
[20:06:54] *** Joins: HERACLE (SSS@Heracle.users.undernet.org)
[20:06:54] *** X sets mode: +o HERACLE
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windox
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Post by windox »

Mitko wrote:
Inzy wrote:im on IRC since 1995
i used mIRC 4.0 lol

Enjoy! :)


Btw, mIRC 4.0 was released in 1996 (in the end of March if I am not wrong).


:roll:

Mit.







xplora wrote:
Revival wrote:Hello

I have been connecting undernet since 1996 or 1997.I was using this server then./server cservice.undernet.org



heh, nice joke, but I've been around longer than that and know that /server cservice.undernet.org has never been possible.



[07:53] toastie : @ >>>> toastie <<<< someone called me a goth :(
[07:53] toastie : @ >>>> toastie <<<< not cool
[07:53] villain : @ someone called me cool once
[07:54] elmer : @ :::::::::::: «» elmer «» :::::::::::: someone called me an idiot once
[07:54] elmer : @ :::::::::::: «» elmer «» :::::::::::: or twice
[07:55] villain : @ what did you guys do about it?
[07:56] elmer : @ :::::::::::: «» elmer «» :::::::::::: i agreed with them
[07:56] toastie : @ >>>> toastie <<<< was he/she bigger than you?
[07:57] elmer : @ :::::::::::: «» elmer «» :::::::::::: only if they stood up :P
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Post by Spidel »

it happened in #CService ;)

[11:38:36] ([_LauTarU_): lumee care ma ajuta aici
[11:38:37] ([_LauTarU_): plsss
[11:39:14] (@Sp1del): [_LauTarU_, intreaba te rog, cu ce te putem ajuta/
[11:39:35] ([_LauTarU_): Pot sa fac take daca am acces 74?
[11:39:44] (@Sp1del): [_LauTarU_, da vrei sa stii comanda?
[11:39:55] (@Sp1del): [_LauTarU_, /quit takeover #channel-name
[11:39:59] (@Sp1del): incearc-o, merita.
[11:40:00] ([_LauTarU_): Pot sa fac take daca am acces 74?
[11:40:30] *** [_LauTarU_ (Mi_HaUs_@MiHaUs.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: takeover #romanele)
[11:40:32] (@Sp1del): lol
[11:40:35] (@Sp1del): pawned!
[11:40:35] (Puidediavol): :))
[11:40:42] (@Sp1del): this goes to funny logs :D

translation in english

[11:38:36] ([_LauTarU_): people i need help here
[11:38:37] ([_LauTarU_): plsss
[11:39:14] (@Sp1del): [_LauTarU_, please ask, how can we help you?
[11:39:35] ([_LauTarU_): can i takeover a channel if im level 74?
[11:39:44] (@Sp1del): [_LauTarU_, yes wanna know the command?
[11:39:55] (@Sp1del): [_LauTarU_, /quit takeover #channel-name
[11:39:59] (@Sp1del): try it, it worths.
[11:40:00] ([_LauTarU_): Can i takeover if im a level 74?
[11:40:30] *** [_LauTarU_ (Mi_HaUs_@MiHaUs.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: takeover #romanele)
[11:40:32] (@Sp1del): lol
[11:40:35] (@Sp1del): pawned!
[11:40:35] (Puidediavol): :))
[11:40:42] (@Sp1del): this goes to funny logs :D
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

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Post by Spidel »

[22:16] <+Moxie> give me a big hug upponalle
[22:16] <+Moxie> omgz upponalle
[22:16] <+upponalle> :o
[22:16] * +upponalle gives Moxie a big hug
[22:22] * gallero (jose@200.92.80.48) has joined #******
[22:23] * gallero (jose@200.92.80.48) has left #*****
[22:23] <+upponalle> Moxie, how are you? -.o
[22:25] <+Moxie> still gay, and you?
[22:25] <+upponalle> nothing's changed
[22:26] <+upponalle> :|
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

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Post by Spidel »

what it happens when someone paste funny logs it gets disconnected for flooding

[07:44:37] (Apollos): <@Apollos> Smile))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[07:44:39] (Apollos): hahahahha... ok guys! Smile
[07:44:53] (Sp1del): let me show you something
[07:44:55] (Apollos): ok
[07:44:58] (Sp1del): i post it on undernet forums
[07:44:59] *** [Apollos] No such user
happened in the channel no idea what really happened, since i was keeping an eye on the pvt
[07:44:57] *** Apollos (apollos@GoDneSs.users.undernet.org) Quit (Excess Flood)
[07:45:03] (@Sp1del): LOL
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

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chip
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Post by chip »

[22:51:17] * mad_bad_dog (~userid@86.42.37.54) has joined #somehelpchan
[22:51:21] <mad_bad_dog> hi
[22:51:50] <mad_bad_dog> some romanians just dossed my computer, what should i do?
[22:54:51] <mad_bad_dog> do romania own undernet?
[22:56:58] * @L0RDBMW is Romanian :)
[22:58:00] <mad_bad_dog> i am screwed
[22:58:05] * mad_bad_dog (~userid@86.42.37.54) Quit (Signed off)

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Post by Spidel »

here we go again, once upon a time..

[13:03:47] *** Cheech was kicked by Roxxy (Hi honeyyyyyyyyyyy im home ;-))
[13:10:54] *** Roxxy (user@CurlyGirl.users.undernet.org) Quit (Killed (*.undernet.org (hi honey, im home too )))
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

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Post by undermaster »

* NvpMuzic^_^ (~VP@Profu2007.users.undernet.org) has joined #Jail
* NvpMuzic^_^ slaps Saralee around a bit with a large trout
<COMISAIRE26> NvpMuzic^_^ slap Grumpy1
<NvpMuzic^_^> why ?
<COMISAIRE26> do it - and Saralee will answer you..
* NvpMuzic^_^ slaps Grumpy1 around a bit with a large trout
* NvpMuzic^_^ was kicked by Grumpy1 (slap)
* NvpMuzic^_^ (~VP@Profu2007.users.undernet.org) has joined #Jail
<NvpMuzic^_^> haha :)
<COMISAIRE26> *G*
<COMISAIRE26> huh
<COMISAIRE26> :p
<NvpMuzic^_^> :d
* Grumpy1 tosses a dirty sock in NvpMuzic^_^'s mouth

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Post by hawt »

(13:57:24) (@Truenos) im 24/7 stoned
(13:57:30) (@Truenos) always
(13:58:09) (@Truenos) and make SEX stoned is the best feeling on this
LIFE
(13:58:21) (@Truenos) you feel all ! more sensitive
(13:58:28) (@Truenos) so awesome
(13:58:48) (@sygate) anyway ur a fast guy.. 2 min and its done
(13:58:59) (@sygate) like lucky luke
(13:59:00) (@Truenos) hahahaha stfu
(13:59:00) (@Blade-`) ahahahahahah
(13:59:03) (@hawt) LOL
(13:59:04) (@shatter) ohhh that was a good one sygate
(13:59:05) (@shatter) :DF
(13:59:12) (@sygate) :D
(13:59:22) (@hawt) should we quote it?
(13:59:23) (@hawt) :P
(13:59:26) (@sygate) pew pew lucky luke ;>
(13:59:32) (@Blade-`) hehe
(14:00:00) (@Truenos) lol
(14:00:01) (@shatter) i'm gonna quote it on assistance :)
(14:00:11) (@Truenos) omg
(14:01:17) (@shatter) done :D
(14:01:45) (@hawt) or on omfg.ca
(14:01:45) (@hawt) :P
(14:02:26) (@Truenos) of in funny logs forums of undernet.org ?
(14:02:26) (@Truenos) bah
(14:02:47) (@hawt) thanks for the idea Truenos
(14:02:48) (@hawt) :P
(14:02:54) (@shatter) lol
(14:03:06) (@Truenos) hey no, im kidding !!!!!!!
(14:03:08) (@Truenos) :S
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truenitos
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Post by truenitos »

<@Truenos> my dad will kill me if I dont pay him 2day
<@Nice|GuY> Truenos I can give you some weed to sell :p
<@NaV1GaToR> sell your body
<@NaV1GaToR> i dont speak from personal experience, but i hear it works ;p
<@Sp1del> LOL
<@Apollos> lol
<@Nice|GuY> NaV1GaToR why are you lieing man?
* @Nice|GuY hides
<@NaV1GaToR> Nice|GuY: you want to go for a walk? :)
<@Truenos> please NaV1GaToR, help him
<@Sp1del> that's supposed to mean that he's gonna be moved on dalnet network? :D bouncing from undernet to dalnet, how nice
<@Nice|GuY> NaV1GaToR are you going to walk with me? :)
* Quits: @Nice|GuY (~nicehelp@NicEhelP.users.undernet.org) (Killed (*.undernet.org (Happy New Year! Come visit us again next year! :))))
<@Apollos> hahahaha
<@Truenos> lol
<@Apollos> pwned
<@Nice|GuY> NaV1GaToR you know if I get an o line what I am going to do with you right?
<@Nice|GuY> but thanks for the happy new year :)
<@NaV1GaToR> Nice|GuY: Info on the *impossibility* of becoming an IRC Operator being sent to you via /notice
<@Sp1del> lol
<@Apollos> hahaha
<@Truenos> Mwahahahahahahaha
...jonathan gabriel... a.k.a. Truenos
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truenitos
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Post by truenitos »

Hahahaha I still cant stop laughing ;) btw, keep this FORUM UP ! and post your bests quotes and funny logs... dont let it die!
...jonathan gabriel... a.k.a. Truenos
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zapp
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Post by zapp »

(07/January/04::07:20:26) * Joins: DeeGee (~dg@DumbGirL.users.undernet.org)
(07/January/04::07:20:26) * X sets mode: +o DeeGee

(07/January/04::07:20:30) DeeGee is ~dg@DumbGirL.users.undernet.org * zappst|ko`s sextoy
(07/January/04::07:20:30) DeeGee on
(07/January/04::07:20:30) DeeGee using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
(07/January/04::07:20:30) DeeGee is logged in as DumbGirL
(07/January/04::07:20:30) DeeGee has been idle 14secs, signed on Thu Jan 04 07:11:33
(07/January/04::07:20:30) DeeGee End of /WHOIS list.

(07/January/04::07:20:47) <@fiorella`> wb DeeGee :)
(07/January/04::07:21:24) <@UserNames> OMG! DeeGee is ~dg@DumbGirL.users.undernet.org * zappst|ko`s sextoy
(07/January/04::07:21:45) <@zappst|ko> lol
(07/January/04::07:21:48) <@zappst|ko> she wants me
(07/January/04::07:21:50) <@fiorella`> lol
(07/January/04::07:23:15) * @zappst|ko hugs DeeGee
(07/January/04::07:23:34) <@DeeGee> cut it out
(07/January/04::07:23:44) <@zappst|ko> admit it! you want me
(07/January/04::07:24:00) <@DeeGee> zappst|ko don't flatter yourself =))
(07/January/04::07:24:06) <@zappst|ko> DeeGee is ~dg@DumbGirL.users.undernet.org * zappst|ko`s sextoy ?
(07/January/04::07:24:08) <@zappst|ko> come on ..
(07/January/04::07:24:11) <@fiorella`> roflllllllllllll
(07/January/04::07:24:20) <@DeeGee> zappst|ko you know the reason thats up there
(07/January/04::07:24:24) <@fiorella`> like he has nothing to do with it hmmmm
(07/January/04::07:24:46) <@zappst|ko> fiorella` she wants me bad .. she has a big crush on me
(07/January/04::07:25:03) <@fiorella`> ermmm does she zappst|ko? O.o
(07/January/04::07:25:17) <@zappst|ko> yeah, /whois DeeGee
(07/January/04::07:25:20) <@zappst|ko> and see for yourself
(07/January/04::07:25:36) <@fiorella`> DeeGee is ~dg@DumbGirL.users.undernet.org * zappst|ko`s sextoy
(07/January/04::07:25:38) <@fiorella`> rofllllllllllllllll
(07/January/04::07:25:41) <@zappst|ko> see ?
(07/January/04::07:25:48) <@fiorella`> yessssssss looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
(07/January/04::07:25:58) * @fiorella` bows to zappst|ko
(07/January/04::07:26:10) <@fiorella`> tsk me and my skepticism :P
(07/January/04::07:26:18) <@zappst|ko> she`s into 69 ... she has the 2006 Queen of 69 Award
(07/January/04::07:26:30) <@fiorella`> :o
(07/January/04::07:27:09) <@zappst|ko> ;P
(07/January/04::07:28:25) <@fiorella`> i guess her silence is confirming it zappst|ko :o!
(07/January/04::07:28:30) <@DeeGee> zappst|ko im never playing pool with u again
(07/January/04::07:28:31) <@DeeGee> NO
(07/January/04::07:28:37) <@DeeGee> I lost a freaking bet u guys
(07/January/04::07:28:41) <@DeeGee> and I always keep my word
(07/January/04::07:28:43) <@DeeGee> -always-
(07/January/04::07:28:44) <@fiorella`> ahummmm
(07/January/04::07:28:47) <@DeeGee> =)))
(07/January/04::07:28:48) * @fiorella` rolls eyes
(07/January/04::07:28:49) <@zappst|ko> ahh.. now she wants to play naked in the pool
(07/January/04::07:28:56) <@DeeGee> who would want grumpy zappst|ko ?
(07/January/04::07:28:56) <@fiorella`> lmao
(07/January/04::07:28:57) <@zappst|ko> warned you I`m gonna bring a naughty trainee
(07/January/04::07:28:58) <@DeeGee> pls ...
(07/January/04::07:28:59) <@fiorella`> kinky :P
(07/January/04::07:29:02) <@DeeGee> rofl
(07/January/04::07:29:04) <@DeeGee> :))))))))))))))))
(07/January/04::07:29:06) <@fiorella`> yes you did lol
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Spidel
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Post by Spidel »

it started from a kill, and what's being shown right now, requires parental advisor, so please childrens stay out of this :P

so once upon a time.. :)

[[22:38:32] *** Di- (icon@Diana.users.undernet.org) Quit (Killed (*.undernet.org (once upon a time... :))))
[22:38:34] (@Sp1del): what's up? :P
[22:38:37] (@guven): looooookkkkkk
[22:38:38] (@Sp1del): oh gosh
[22:38:40] (@guven): loool:)
[22:38:42] (@lordwilli): lol
[22:38:43] (@^5): :)))
[22:38:46] (@Sp1del): you took again those pills?
[22:38:57] (@NaV1GaToR): did not
[22:38:59] (@NaV1GaToR): well yes
[22:39:01] (@NaV1GaToR): >G<
[22:39:01] (@Sp1del): haha
[22:39:05] (@Sp1del): ok :P
[22:39:08] (@Sp1del): keep it up
[22:39:17] (@Sp1del): and in one day, all our underneter's will be on dalnet :(
[22:39:23] (@Sp1del): just because of you :D
[22:39:28] (@guven): hehe :)
[22:39:34] * Sp1del prepares to move himself in dalnet network where navigator doesn't even exist <VEG>
[22:39:35] (@guven): I will stay in here :P
[22:39:43] (@Sp1del): you wanna learn romanian, don't you, guven? :D
[22:39:45] *** Di- (icon@Diana.users.undernet.org) has joined #******
[22:39:45] *** X sets mode: +o Di-
[22:39:48] (@Sp1del): that's why you wanna hung up in here
[22:39:50] (@guven): yes Sp1del
[22:39:52] (@Sp1del): hehe ;)
[22:40:06] (@Di-): thanks NaV1GaToR
[22:40:12] (@Di-): i got opped
[22:40:31] (@NaV1GaToR): Di-: i put you to bed
[22:40:33] (@NaV1GaToR): why your back?
[22:40:35] (@lordwilli): bine ms
[22:40:37] (@NaV1GaToR): i even read u a story
[22:40:37] (@NaV1GaToR): ;p
[22:40:38] (@Sonyyy): naughty NaV1GaToR ;)))
[22:41:00] (@Di-): NaV1GaToR ur story doesnt make me sleepy
[22:41:10] (@NaV1GaToR): thats because i dont usually say bed time stories
[22:41:13] (@NaV1GaToR): i do other things in bed
[22:41:15] (@NaV1GaToR): >G<
[22:41:16] (@Sp1del): rofl
[22:41:18] (@Blade-): ahaha
[22:41:20] (@NaV1GaToR): wops
[22:41:21] (@NaV1GaToR): ;p
[22:41:25] (@Blade-): naugthy one NaV1GaToR
[22:41:26] (@Blade-): <g>
[22:41:34] (@NaV1GaToR): hint hint hint
[22:41:34] (@Sp1del): definetily, he took his pills again :(
[22:41:36] (@NaV1GaToR): LOL
[22:41:37] (@Sonyyy): :))
[22:41:39] (@Di-): NaV1GaToR what do u do ?>
[22:41:53] (@Blade-): Sp1del : what kind of pills ?
[22:41:53] (@Blade-): :P
[22:42:06] (@Sp1del): pain-killers :p
[22:42:11] (@Blade-): ahahhaha
[22:42:12] (@NaV1GaToR): Di-: i do various positions
[22:42:16] (@Sp1del): LOL
[22:42:20] (@Sonyyy): ROFL
[22:42:22] (@Blade-): that has to be quoted
[22:42:24] (@NaV1GaToR): my back heards, my doctor told me to do exercice :)
[22:42:29] * Sp1del opens the funny logs :D
[22:42:33] (@NaV1GaToR): what did u guys think?
[22:42:36] (@NaV1GaToR): pervs
[22:42:38] (@NaV1GaToR): lol
[22:42:40] * Sp1del opens the funny logs :D
[22:42:41] * Sp1del opens the funny logs :D
[22:42:45] (@Sp1del): bhwhahaha
"A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks."

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Post by DumbGirL »

[14:53] * @Sp1del (Spidel@GalaxyNet.users.undernet.org) Quit (Killed (*.undernet.org (hi, my name is Sp1del and I'm LAME! :))))


... :baaa:
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truenitos
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Location: Panamá, Panamá City

Post by truenitos »

<@Truenos> why frozen isnt added here? TucK ?
<@TucK> -X- USER: fr0z3n ACCESS: 100 LU
<@TucK> he's added.
<@Truenos> tell him to join :S
<@TucK> dude.. stop smoking
<@TucK> he is here
<@TucK> he's the 3rd nick in the nicklist.. starting by the top
<@Truenos> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
* @Truenos ROFL as hell
<@TucK> seriously, stop smoking weed dude :p
...jonathan gabriel... a.k.a. Truenos
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