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Hayasdan
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Post by Hayasdan »

(10:02:53) <DmSetup> Hi SoulK33per, Lu^ will heIp you now with your problem.
(10:02:58) <SoulK33per> hey, I have a virus named Rootkit.win32.agent.I and i formated my pc and he still apears.. :( don`t know what to do...pls help me..i allready formated 4 times.
(10:03:00) <Lu^> SoulK33per hi, need help?
(10:03:06) <Lu^> lol
(10:03:09) <SoulK33per> :(
(10:03:14) <Lu^> SoulK33per return in safe mode please
(10:03:19) <SoulK33per> ok just a sec
(10:03:24) <Lu^> "safe mode with networking"
(10:03:36) <SoulK33per> ok.
after a while..
(10:07:18) <SoulK33per> ok done.
(10:08:47) <Lu^> SoulK33per i did not see you quitting
(10:08:51) <Lu^> are you using bnc?
SoulK33per is soul@212.146.76.165 * IRcap[8.0b2] • http://www.ircap.net/int
SoulK33per on +#dmsetup #usa #florida +#VampireNation #rockul #rock @#nebular-moon #MindSick #Fieni #cob
SoulK33per using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
SoulK33per has been idle 5secs, signed on Mon Jun 20 23:29:23
SoulK33per End of /WHOIS list.
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(10:09:10) <SoulK33per> no..i have another computer here that is infected
(10:09:11) <SoulK33per> :)
(10:09:23) <Lu^> SoulK33per you need to talk to me from that computer
(10:09:33) <Lu^> i am not a psycho to know what that computer has

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Spidel
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Post by Spidel »

Into a certain channel, he joined just to see if we are good or not :roll:
[22:11:15] *** KoGiTo (~KoG@KoGiTo.users.undernet.org) has joined #***
[22:11:16] (@Decko): [KoGiTo] ...Gives KOGITO a big sloppy WET kiss!..Welcome.. ¶8-Þ-
[22:11:21] (KoGiTo): all fine here? :P
[22:11:26] (SpYdeR-X): no
[22:11:31] (KoGiTo): Good
[22:11:32] *** KoGiTo (~KoG@KoGiTo.users.undernet.org) has left #***
[22:11:37] (pi\2): hahaha
[22:11:42] * SpYdeR-X opens the funny logs
[22:11:44] (SpYdeR-X): hahaha[b]
Last edited by Spidel on Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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LadyLu
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Location: Bucharest/Romania

Post by LadyLu »

On #dmsetup
[19:38:06] * Adelinna was kicked by Lu^ (Invata sa vorbesti, aici nu ti-e nimeni dator si toti suntem voluntari! [k:449])
(= Learn to talk, here we do not owe you and we are all volunteers)

Later on #cservice
[19:49:28] * Joins: Adelinna (~adelina@adelynna.users.undernet.org)
[19:50:06] <Adelinna> mister lu
[19:50:06] <zmolensky> *ahem* :)
[19:50:12] <Adelinna> si getting into your computer
[19:50:12] <mason> Adelinna how may we help you?
[19:50:20] <Adelinna> lu is getting into your computer
[19:50:23] <mason> ??
[19:50:32] <Adelinna> with the excuse of virus checking
[19:50:43] <Adelinna> in that legal?
[19:50:51] <Lu^> roftl
[19:50:53] <Lu^> :)
[19:51:10] <mason> Adelinna sorry we dont deal with that kind of problem. pls join to #help and ask in there..
[19:51:12] <Adelinna> watch out lu
[19:51:13] <Lu^> Adelinna here you are on #cservice, not on #dmsetup, return there if you need help
[19:51:22] <Lu^> Adelinna but not today coz you got banned
[19:52:44] <Adelinna> #dmsetup has x and is an illegal channel for computer intruding!
[19:52:58] <Lu^> :))
[19:53:06] <KoGiTo> Adelinna, Ok. Thanks for warning us. Anything else?
[19:53:11] <Lu^> i need to open funny logs
[19:53:15] <Adelinna> look
[19:53:17] <jexor> Lu^: don`t hack next time please:p
[19:53:28] <Adelinna> this is a serious issue
[19:53:42] <Adelinna> i'm warning all of you
[19:53:48] <Adelinna> this is a serious issue
[19:54:33] <Lu^> actually she was banned for being rude
[19:54:36] <Adelinna> mister
[19:55:51] <Adelinna> intruding in computers is a criminal case is u didn't know
[19:56:00] <Adelinna> you will hear forward
[19:56:03] <KoGiTo> Adelinna, Be quiet from now on please
[19:56:12] <Adelinna> see above
[19:56:24] <Adelinna> intruding in computers is a criminal case if u didn't know
[19:57:03] * Adelinna was kicked by KoGiTo (You were kindly asked to quit asking the same questions. It's the first time I ban a lady, Sorry m0m.)
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toolz
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Location: Romania, Craiova

Post by toolz »

hi ha ha ho hi ha




<KoGsTeR> /msg X@channels.undernet.org login KoGiTo theyallW4ntMyPassword
<Aragorn`> anyway its soo little...so no need to wory to have it :P
<KoGsTeR> Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.
* KoGsTeR (elo@bwahaha.NASA.thought.they.were.s3cur3.info) Quit (Registered)
* KoGsTeR (elo@KoGiTo.users.undernet.org) has joined #***
<toolz> OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGG
<Aragorn`> puhahahahhahahahahahaahhahah,
<KoGsTeR> Changed :)
* Aragorn` goes to cservice web page
<ASCIICode> ROFTLMAO
<toolz> ROFL
<toolz> FUNNY LOGS !!!!!
<toolz> FUNNY LOGS !!!!!
<toolz> NOW !
<KoGsTeR> lol
<KoGsTeR> Changed, ok?!
<Torque> i`m already in it Aragorn`..
<Aragorn`> muahahhhhahahahhaahah
<toolz> :D
<Aragorn`> Login failed. Please try again
<Aragorn`> :((
<Aragorn`> i couldnt catch :(
<ASCIICode> hahaha hes a little 1337 speaking hax0r /msg X@channels.undernet.org login KoGiTo theyallW4ntMyPassword
<toolz> :D
<KoGsTeR> ROFL
<KoGsTeR> nah, that's a secured password
<toolz> let me post to funny logs now ! :D

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ColdAs1ce
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Post by ColdAs1ce »

^|o_O|^ bravo :)
TupacServ bravo se zice la magari
TupacServ i ain`t one
^|o_O|^ magarii o au mare :)
GEMENII looooooool
^|o_O|^ eu sunt magar + porc + leu
^|o_O|^ corcitura
^|o_O|^ magarii o au mare
^|o_O|^ leii sunt in stare sa aiba peste 50 de acte sexuale pe zi
^|o_O|^ porcii au orgasme de 30 de minute
^|o_O|^ :)
^|o_O|^ + om
^|o_O|^ oamenii si delfinii sunt singurele animale care se imperecheaza din placere
^|o_O|^ :)
GEMENII looooooooooool
GEMENII asta da!
GEMENII :))))
^|o_O|^ 48 de acte sexuale cu orgasme de 30 de minute pe zi...

translated:
^|o_O|^ bravo :) (some sort of well done)
TupacServ you say bravo to donkeys
TupacServ i ain`t one
^|o_O|^ donkeys have a big one
GEMENII looooooool
^|o_O|^ i'm a donkey + pig + lion
^|o_O|^ all together
^|o_O|^ donekys have a big one
^|o_O|^ lions ca have over 50 sexual acts per day
^|o_O|^ pigs can have orgasms that can take up to 30 minutes
^|o_O|^ :)
^|o_O|^ + human
^|o_O|^ humans and delfins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure
^|o_O|^ :)
GEMENII looooooooooool
GEMENII asta da!
GEMENII :))))
^|o_O|^ 48 sexual acts with orgasms lasting 30 mins per day

hmm... 48*30mins=24hrs... means you are in orgasm all day long ? geez
elvis.
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Mitko
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Post by Mitko »

What happens when people type my commands ? (in this case: //o $+ per ver mer | o $+ per ver mer )

* Quits: +johneb (johneb@johneb.users.undernet.org) (Killed (*.undernet.org (You have been warned, have a nice day!)))
* Quits: +SavvaS (sradevic@sfakias.users.undernet.org) (Killed (*.undernet.org (You have been warned, have a nice day!)))
* Quits: +|-FreeBSD-| (bsd@DarkSt0ne.users.undernet.org) (Killed (*.undernet.org (Repeated OPER attempts - you were warned.)))

Damn, Report-Abuse abusers, lol! :-)
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Hayasdan
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Post by Hayasdan »

(22:31:24) <Etherfast> C:\>
(22:31:59) <Hayasdan> ?
(22:32:13) <Etherfast> C:\> cd porn
(22:32:44) <Etherfast> C:\porn\> dir /p
(22:33:09) <Hayasdan> lol
(22:33:22) <Etherfast> C:\porn\> mplayer C:\porn\daddyonme_6.mpeg
(22:34:05) <Etherfast> omfg!
(22:34:11) <Hayasdan> lolz
(22:34:20) <Etherfast> hello this mplayer, hello! What the hello did that redirected here for?
(22:34:53) * Hayasdan opens funny logs :D

Eth Watching P0rno? :p
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Hayasdan
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Post by Hayasdan »

(07:37:06) <Truenos> Etherfast is racist :p
(07:37:30) <sirIuli-^> Truenos, what's your problem, dude?
(07:39:26) <Hayasdan> Playing [Mariah Carey- We Belong Together] - (3:20/160kbps)
(07:41:24) <Truenos> sirIuli-^ nothing , why ?
(07:41:55) <sirIuli-^> your remarks hello me off
(07:42:01) <Truenos> then IGNORE ME
(07:42:08) <Truenos> or silence work better
(07:42:47) <Hayasdan> Playing [Mario - Here I Go Again] - (3:21/192kbps)
(07:42:50) <sirIuli-^> go away
(07:43:11) <sirIuli-^> I've had enough of you already
(07:43:17) <sirIuli-^> you're a pain in the ass
(07:43:25) <Truenos> good for you, i really dont care
(07:43:41) <Truenos> so please ignore me ! :)
(07:44:02) <Hayasdan> am i annoying anyone? ;o)
(07:44:16) <sirIuli-^> you're the lamest person I've ever seen around
(07:44:33) <sirIuli-^> if I were you... I'd immediately /quit
(07:44:45) <Truenos> w00t ! Im lamer, Im happy for that, but I remember how many dicks you suck to become representative
(07:44:45) <TupacServ> :)
(07:44:48) * TupacServ omfg
(07:45:09) <Hayasdan> ROFL
(07:45:23) * Doofy (~doofy@nikkoeiken.users.undernet.org) has joined
(07:45:23) * X sets mode: +o Doofy
(07:45:25) * Hayasdan funny logs !
(07:45:33) <Truenos> Hayasdan is not funny !
(07:45:55) <sirIuli-^> Truenos, you're insane, dude. did you visit a doctor?
(07:46:09) <Hayasdan> Playing [Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved] - (4:17/192kbps)
(07:46:15) <Truenos> my doctor is a freak one too
(07:46:44) <sirIuli-^> ok, then get out of here or I'll force you to
(07:47:09) <Truenos> force me, I like the way !
(07:47:19) <Truenos> ban is a priviledge
(07:47:28) * X sets mode: +b *!*@truenitos.users.undernet.org
(07:47:29) * Truenos was kicked by X ((k1dnapper) asshole online.)

IRC...
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toolz
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Location: Romania, Craiova

Post by toolz »

X loves our bot from #CService - how nice :)

* X exterminates UCSC-Service


:lol:

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Mitko
Posts: 594
Location: Europe

Post by Mitko »

[16:35:42] <+YounGun> i once went on a blind date with a girl whos nick was flygirl
[16:35:52] <+YounGun> she was extremely ugly
[16:36:57] <+YounGun> god, that was a nasty day
[16:37:07] <+YounGun> I stopped to irc-date then
[16:37:12] <+YounGun> till anda came :)


Well... :)

NOTE: do NOT reply unless you have something funny to post ! Thanks :)
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truenitos
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Location: Panamá, Panamá City

Post by truenitos »

<@SixSense> omg
<@SixSense> everyone is talking to me
<@SixSense> msn mirc
<@Truenos> good for you :)
<@SixSense> like 7 users at the time
<@Truenos> you are famous
<+emperror> you are star
<+emperror> lol
<@SixSense> crap
<+booya`> LOL
<+booya`> many fans six?
<@Tzintzi> wanna make it 8 ?
<@Truenos> I always got more than 7 SixSense, comme on, you can DO IT :)
<@Truenos> /amsg lets /query SixSense
<+booya`> keep trying SixSense :))
<@Truenos> ok dude, now you will have more :) *G*
<@SixSense> SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPP
<@SixSense> HAHAHA
<@SixSense> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* +Psych falls over
<@SixSense> gets syco
<@SixSense> freaked out
* +Rayder yawns
* @Truenos opens the funny forum logs
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truenitos
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Post by truenitos »

<+opyumON> u there bitch ?
<+SixSense> yeah slut
<+opyumON> oh there you were
<+SixSense> get your as up
<+sNiTcH> lolz
<+opyumON> i have to admit irc blowjob is better than msn blowjob
<+opyumON> you can get more audience
<+SixSense> yeah and earn some money by watching
<+SixSense> :P
<+SixSense> lets do it right here right now:P
<+SixSense> hahaha
<@Truenos> LOL
<+lemuel> lol
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truenitos
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Post by truenitos »

Gunnis- is away: 209.74.228.132 <--- stupid kiddie that thinks he is cool.
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truenitos
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Post by truenitos »

IN A BORED DAY ! :)

[11:46] * Joins: NOTz3uss (zeu@best.eggdrop.on.IR.Cx)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTAmon (Skip@Amon.users.undernet.org)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTAth|x-X (AthIxX@AthIxX.users.undernet.org)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTbooya (~booya@booya.users.undernet.org)
[11:46] * Joins: NOToaric (~oaric@oaric.v-1-p.com)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTnot (nicehelp@NicEhelP.users.undernet.org)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTfets (stef@admin.netshop-isp.com)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTyourMama (~Eden@82.76.57.68)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTwheel (~elie@Elie.users.undernet.org)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTjonny_ (jonny@jonny.copilul.minune.info)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTion (~loko@AlbaIulia.users.undernet.org)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTTruenos (Truenos@truenitos.users.undernet.org)
[11:46] * Joins: NOTcaps (capsunel@capsunel.ro)
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Last edited by truenitos on Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:47 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Mitko
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Post by Mitko »

I gave the idea this topic to be *NO REPLY* if you don't have funny logs to post but, I must comment those LAME NOT* nicks, and the mass join in all help channels. You did it in #coder-com , also in #dmsetup and god knows how many channels. IF you think that you were funny you are totally wrong, it was showing off STUPIDITY and LAMENESS and NOT fun. And what you got in all those channels ? It was BAN and comments by the regulars/ops/members of those channels that you were freakin LAME. Oh, are multiple posts allowed on the forum, thought ? Happy new year. Eh, and now my funny log, I don't want to break the rules!

* X sets mode: +b *!*@truenitos.users.undernet.org
* NOTTruenos was kicked by X ((Kev) attack of the nots)
* X sets mode: +b *!*@booya.users.undernet.org
* NOTbooya was kicked by X ((Kev) attack of the nots)
* X sets mode: +b *!*@NicEhelP.users.undernet.org
* NOTnot was kicked by X ((Kev) attack of the nots)
........


Isn't this funny ?

:devil: :devil: :devil:
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