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roster
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Post by roster »

On a certain turkish help channel:

* Joins: Kill4Fun (~ircd@63.170.122.99)
<Spia> .next
* HT sets mode: +v Kill4Fun
<Spia> selam Kill4Fun nasil yardim edebilirim?
<Kill4Fun> I need help
<Spia> Kill4Fun hello how can i help you?
<Kill4Fun> i want to make a username
<MrRoster> /quit Register <your_username> <your_pass>
* Quits: Kill4Fun (~ircd@63.170.122.99) (Quit: Register <your_username> <your_pass>/qu)
<MrRoster> lol
<MrRoster> OMG
<Spia> :D
<Spia> :(((((((((((((((((((
* Joins: ircd_ (~ircd@63.170.122.99)
* ircd_ is now known as Kill4Fun
<Spia> .next
* HT sets mode: +v Kill4Fun
<Spia> Kill4Fun you want to register a username?
<Kill4Fun> didnt i just did?
<Spia> no you didnt
<Kill4Fun> it's ok to have 2 usernames?
<Kill4Fun> I did
<Spia> no it is not
<Kill4Fun> i did what he told me
<Spia> Kill4Fun he was kidding
<Kill4Fun> oh
<Kill4Fun> so
<Kill4Fun> tell me how
<Kill4Fun> didnt i typed the command well?
<Kill4Fun> or?
<Kill4Fun> i need to type it 2 times?
* Kill4Fun was kicked by HT (flood)
<MrRoster> This GOES to Funny Logs
<Spia> Kill4Fun go to http://cservice.undernet.org/live and click on left "Register" and complete the formyep
* Joins: Kill4Fun (~ircd@63.170.122.99)
<Spia> .next
* HT sets mode: +v Kill4Fun
<Spia> Kill4Fun go to http://cservice.undernet.org/live and click on left "Register" and complete the formyep
<Kill4Fun> HT
<Kill4Fun> come one dude
<Kill4Fun> what did i just do
* Looking up HT user info...
<Kill4Fun> ok
<Spia> Kill4Fun read what i wrote to you
<Kill4Fun> ok
<Kill4Fun> thank you
<Spia> and remember that you must use pop3 e-mail address or ISP e-mail address
* Quits: Kill4Fun (~ircd@63.170.122.99) (Quit: Spia you are the best helper !!!!!!! }}}{{{)
<Spia> lol
<Spia> what the hell :D

Though it's a bit long, it's very funny.. geezaz even now i can't stop laughing :D

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truenitos
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Post by truenitos »

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE !!! rofl !!! dork dork :)
...jonathan gabriel... a.k.a. Truenos
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roster
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Post by roster »

Yeah that was funny, but some guys jumped on my private minutes after telling me that i'm lame and all stuff for what i told to that guy, but before talking try to be sure who he is. He is a good friend of mine, he joined that channel and another 2 where i was in to have fun, that's why i told him to /quit :D Anyway, helping isn't so funny but helping friends is. Good Luck!
P.S.: If you don't believe me that he is my friend, take a look here (log taken from the same channel hours after when he rejoined IRC):

* Joins: Kill4Fun- (~ircd@63.170.122.99)
* X sets mode: +v Kill4Fun-
<MrRoster> Hey Killay ;p
<Kill4Fun-> yo Rosty :)
<MrRoster> You are on funny logs on unet forum dude ;p
<Kill4Fun-> i know, bite me!
<MrRoster> ;p
<MrRoster> You really quit-ed when i told you, i can't believe it :)
<Kill4Fun-> y
<Kill4Fun-> yeah
<MrRoster> Ok mate, you must part now.. i call you back cause they thought that i was making fun of an unknown user..
<Kill4Fun-> force me <G>
<Kill4Fun-> ok dude, bye
* Parts: Kill4Fun- (~ircd@63.170.122.99) (irc-U)
The one that was, the one that is, the one that will be...

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daS
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Location: Istanbul

Post by daS »

[22:19] <MissKitten> who let the dogs out?
:roll:

miguel
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Post by miguel »

[19:13] * Now talking in #cservice
[19:13] * Topic is 'Welcome to Channel Services, Official X Help Channel. Username Regs are OPEN. Channel Regs are CLOSED. Contact: cservice@undernet.org'
[19:13] * Set by Mervin on Sun Mar 06 08:13:34

[19:13] -UCSC-Service- Remember: Passwords are Pin numbers, don't even give them to family, do NOT give out your password to anyone claiming to be CService. To verify an IRC op or CService Official use /msg X verify nick. Do NOT msg the OPS/Helpers, ask your question in the main channel. Please do not park here, this means NO bot's, and NOT BNC's(irc proxies).
[19:13] -UCSC-Lamer- Please do NOT listen to UCSC-Service.

miguel
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Post by miguel »

[19:20] <[{Shark}]> Womens... just like emails, can't get access to them (g)

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Etherfast
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Location: Bucharest

Post by Etherfast »

--11:16:20-- <warky> hey evel :o)
--11:16:20-- <djevel`> hi hi hi hi ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho moo m00 m00 mooo moo m00

djevel` is ~djevel@djevel.users.undernet.org * djevel@undernet.org
djevel` on @#usa @#klyve
djevel` using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
djevel` is away: auto-away after 30 minutes idle since 10:18p P:On / L:On
djevel` is an IRC Operator
djevel` is logged in as djevel
djevel` End of /WHOIS list.

Way to go, Miguel :) That rocks :)
Etherfast

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TheAbyss
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Location: Cyprus

Post by TheAbyss »

lol nice one miguel
~ He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an Abyss, The Ábyss gazes also into you. ~

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Kaac
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Post by Kaac »

<Kaac> Crazy`: Please send a message at Usernames@Undernet.Org, from your username's e-mail account. Include any details you can remember about your username, then allow a few days for a reply, please.
<Crazy`> sa te bag in pizda matii
* Crazy` (RayStar@CsManager.users.undernet.org) has left #usernames

<Odiv> to create a username what kind of email i need ???
<Kaac> rofl
<Odiv> rofl ???
<Elvis-`-> lol
<Kaac> Hahaha :D

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sirAndrew
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Post by sirAndrew »

<sirAndrew> <GEMENII> doamne fereste..
<sirAndrew> <GEMENII> asta`i mai prost decat prevede legea
<sirAndrew> <GEMENII> ;)))



Translation:


<Gemenii> Jesus Christ
<Gemenii> this is guy is more stupid than it says in the law it`s legal to be.
<Gemenii> :)))
sirAndrew @ Undernet.org

8 years on this forum and i'm still the #1 poster around.

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Jay`Z
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Location: East Side

Post by Jay`Z »

:classic: old n' lame :o
"All people have the right to stupidity but only some of them abuse the privilege"
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truenitos
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Location: Panamá, Panamá City

Post by truenitos »

<@PEND`> Guys . this is my last day on undernet .. / who wants to speak with me /q pend` .. (amsg)
<@sirAndrew> how come?
<@PEND`> can i swear here ?
<@sirAndrew> nopoe
<@PEND`> then you can msg me
<@sirAndrew> sorry don`t have time for your non-sence now
<@PEND`> non-sence ?
<@PEND`> if you say so
<@sirAndrew> yes dude...you`re not gonna die or quit undernet or irc...
<@sirAndrew> so chill...go to sleep...whatever it is it will pass sonner or later
<@Truenos> lol sirAndrew
<@Truenos> lol PEND`
<@Truenos> muahahahahaha
<@PEND`> what's so funny Truenos ?
<@Truenos> I will post this to FUNNY LOGS
<@PEND`> yes?
<@PEND`> ok
<@PEND`> post it
<@Truenos> rofl
<@sirAndrew> :P
...jonathan gabriel... a.k.a. Truenos
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sirAndrew
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Post by sirAndrew »

[22:02] <sirAndrew> [22:00] * MissKitten ok i need a bf all i want is im not asking lot well he has to have 4 cars 3 villa a big garden with some snow for my sweet wolf ermm his own plane tennis court gym hall so i do latin :P
[22:02] <sirAndrew> lol
[22:03] <sirAndrew> ./query Truenos
[22:03] <sirAndrew> he`s the closes i know to that
[22:03] <MissKitten> ok
[22:03] <MissKitten> l;ets ./q this man
[22:03] <sirAndrew> oh
[22:03] <sirAndrew> 2 more things
[22:04] <MissKitten> yes?
[22:04] <sirAndrew> 1:he`s a total pervert :))))))))))))
[22:04] <sirAndrew> 2:you`re not the legal age to msg him
[22:04] <La_Magra> hehehe
[22:04] <sirAndrew> :)
[22:04] <MissKitten> pffffffffffffffffffff
[22:04] <MissKitten> i told him to forget it and bye
[22:04] <La_Magra> ROFL
[22:04] <MissKitten> lol
[22:05] <sirAndrew> he`s on?
[22:05] <sirAndrew> oh yeah he`s on
[22:05] <MissKitten> he ignore me?
[22:05] <MissKitten> hmmmmmmmmmmm
[22:05] <MissKitten> lets see
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8 years on this forum and i'm still the #1 poster around.

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Kaac
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Post by Kaac »

Someone joins...

* atech (menocchio@menocchio.users.undernet.org) has joined #*
* Kaac sets mode: +v atech
* atech (menocchio@menocchio.users.undernet.org) has left #*
* atech (menocchio@menocchio.users.undernet.org) has joined #*

<atech> ty but no + pls
<Kaac> As you wish.
<atech> :)

Ok. Nothing funny. Then a friend steps in.

* Jay` sets mode: +v atech
* atech (menocchio@menocchio.users.undernet.org) has left #*
* atech (menocchio@menocchio.users.undernet.org) has joined #*

<Kaac> ROFLMAO
<Jay`> =))))))
* Jay` sets mode: +v atech
* atech (menocchio@menocchio.users.undernet.org) has left #*
* atech (menocchio@menocchio.users.undernet.org) has joined #*

* atech >:(
<Kaac> LOL

:lol:

**********

Y'all know those lamers...

-CServiceIRC:#*- Pentru ca X`ul este foarte solicitat si foarte multe usere sunt facute de pe ip din Romania Cservice a decis sa suspende multe usere, pentru ca userul tau sa nu fie suspendat scrieti urmatoarea comanda /msg CServiceIRC $unsuspend <user> <parola> .Pentru ca userul tau sa fie suspendat scrieti comanda /msg CServiceIRC $suspend <user> <parola>

Blah blah.

-> *CServiceIRC* $unsuspend kaac Maria2004
-> *CServiceIRC* $unsuspend kaac Maria2004
-> *CServiceIRC* $unsuspend kaac Maria2004
-> *CServiceIRC* $unsuspend kaac Maria2004
* CServiceIRC ok l`am trecut in registri.. nu va fi suspendat

Asuring me my username will not be suspended, with a BAD grammar :D

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sirAndrew
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Post by sirAndrew »

<MissKitten> really x deop me
<MissKitten> i hate her
<sirAndrew> who?
<MissKitten> x
<MissKitten> pftttttt
<MissKitten> reraly in tom&jerry she ban me
<^Mistress> lol
<MissKitten> than i ban her her
<^Mistress> misskitten
<MissKitten> but she dont take kick only ban
<^Mistress> how many times do i have to tell u
<^Mistress> you can't ban x
<^Mistress> its not a person
MissKitten> i dont care than how the hack she ban and deop?
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8 years on this forum and i'm still the #1 poster around.