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Getodacul
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Post by Getodacul »

Stai stai... nici eu nu am spus ca e democratie! Dar nici dictatura nu ar trebui sa fie! Si apropo eu glumeam in postul ala disparut! Prima data am crezut ca a disparut in Triunghiul Bermudelor apoi mi-am adus aminte de moderatori si admini! :)
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Post by Windu »

Dude .. eu unu' n-am inteles ce ai vrut sa zici cu *logul* acela. Daca crezi ca merita, exista sectiunea Funny logs. Te rog foloseste-o!

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Getodacul
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Post by Getodacul »

Mare nebunie cu mailurile @undernet.org ... Daca cineva care citeste asta a rezolvat vreodata ceva trimitand mail sa-mi zica si mie cum a facut! Poate o fi vreo propozitie standard ce trebuie neaparat scrisa undeva in mail(gen "terrorist attack") :) . Sau poate trebuie sa incepi cu mailul cu :"Va iubesc!" :) . Serios vorbind am trimis pana acum vreo 10 mailuri la @undernet.org si niciodata nu am primit raspuns! Inteleg ca e foarte mult de munca dar chiar asa ?!?!?
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Post by Windu »

Getodacule eu am primit raspunsuri. Am trimis multe mail-uri si am primit raspuns. Daca nu primesti un raspuns in 5 zile atuni retrimite mail-ul si scrie ca subiect 2nd request. Ar trebui sa primesti raspuns. Dar, daca nu sunt indiscret, la ce lista trimiti?

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Getodacul
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Post by Getodacul »

Windu de exemplu.. Am trimis 4 mailuri la x@undernet.org si doua la object@undernet.org . Nici un raspuns! Am un prieten cu un user de 500 si nu e bun mailul si din cauza asta nu se poate loga pe site! Pe scurt, vreau sa ma fac manager de canal! Pentru asta imi trebuie neaparat access pe website cu userul ala de 500!
P.S. Am mail bun sa il schimb pe ala vechi al userului cu 500!
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Getodacul
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Post by Getodacul »

Ce parere aveti de inmultirea spliturilor si de instabilitatea X-ului din ultimele zile?
Mi se pare mie sau undernetul a ajuns la capacitate maxima si deja incepe sa scartaie treaba? Sa mai bage si ei niste ulei de motor pe ici pe colo prin partile esentiale! :)
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InternetX
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Post by InternetX »

nici una nici alta.. doar au configurat putin X'ul, daca va amintiti a picat de doua ori si a stat cam vreo 10 ore picat... de prima data cand a intrat era permis maxlogins.. din cauza ca probabil a fost un restart la fisierele de configuratie la X... probabil din greseala :devious: :wink:

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sirAndrew
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Post by sirAndrew »

de fapt din cate am inteles eu s-au intamplat cam 2 lucruri cu X. am primit rasp de la xplora pe forum ca cineva a floodat x-ul de pe irc shi in consecintza au schimbat cateva lucruri de aceea ultima data x-ul a dat quit! Ce schimbari s-au facut? x-ul nu prea mai raspunde la comenzi de genul
/msg x access #canal use sau
/msg x info #canal/user in conditiile in care nu esti logat
Si inca un lucru au mai schimbat daca x-ului nu-i place identul tau cand incerci sa te loghezi in loc sa te loghezi s-ar putea sa te trezesti cu ignore de la X.
mai multe informatii gasiti pe forumul Cservice la subiectul Who maintains X the undernet eggdrop!
Cel putin asta mi-au raspuns mie dar cunoscand comunitatea Cservice e posibil sa fie shi altceva... :D
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Getodacul
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Post by Getodacul »

Barbatul a descoperit ARMELE si a inventat VANATOAREA,
Femeia a descoperit VANATOAREA si a inventat BLANURILE
Barbatul a descoperit CULORILE si a inventat PICTURA,
Femeia a descoperit PICTURA si a inventat MAKEUP-ul
Barbatul a descoperit LUMEA si a inventat CONVERSATIA,
Femeia a descoperit CONVERSATIA si a inventat BARFA
Barbatul a descoperit JOCURILE si a inventat CARTILE DE JOC,
Femeia a descoperit CARTILE DE JOC si a inventat DATUL IN CARTI
Barbatul a descoperit AGRICULTURA si a inventat MANCAREA,
Femeia a descoperit MANCAREA si a inventat DIETA
Barbatul a descoperit PRIETENIA si a inventat DRAGOSTEA,
Femeia a descoperit DRAGOSTEA si a inventat CASATORIA
Barbatul a descoperit FEMEIA si a inventat SEXUL,
Femeia a descoperit SEXUL si a inventat DURERILE DE CAP
Barbatul a descoperit COMERTUL si a inventat BANII,
Femeia a descoperit BANII.....
.... si atunci s-a dus naibii totul !!!!!
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Post by Windu »

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


Thanks Phaze1NE for share it with me :lol:


Enjoy it.. I did :P

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Getodacul
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Post by Getodacul »

FEMEIA: ANALIZA CHIMICA
Element: Femeie
Simbol: FM
Descoperit de: Adam
Masa atomica: Teoretic 53.6 kg, dar practic variaza intre 40 si 200 kg
Densitate: Canitati importante in toate zonele urbane
Proprietati fizice:
1. Suprafata de obicei acoperita cu un strat de vopsea
2. Fierbe la orice temperatura, ingheata fara vreun motiv cunoscut
3. La tratament special se topeste
4. Folosita incorect devine amara
5. Se gaseste sub diferite forme, de la metal pur, la arama obisnuita
Proprietati chimice:
1. Are o afinitate deosebita pentru aur, argint si o gama de pietre pretioase
2. Absoarbe cantitati importante de substante scumpe
3. Poate exploda instantaneu fara un avertisment prealabil
4. Nu se dizolva in lichide, dar activitatea sa creste simtitor prin saturare cu alcool
5. Cel mai puternic reducator al banilor cunoscut de barbati
Utilizari generale:
1. Foarte ornamentala, mai ales in masini sport
2. Poate fi un ajutor important in relaxare
3. Agent de curatire foarte eficient
Teste:
1. Tipul pur se inroseste daca este desoperit in stare naturala
2. Devine verde cand e pozitionata in spatele elementului superior
Pericole:
1. Foarte periculoasa cand nu e manuita de catre personal experimentat
2. Este ilegal sa ai mai mult de una, cu toate ca poti jongla cu mai multe in diferite locuri, atat timp cat elementele nu vin in contact direct unul cu altul
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sirAndrew
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Post by sirAndrew »

Frate da ce ai cu femeile??????? :P Ce ti-au facut?
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caesar
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Post by caesar »

Cred ca e misogin sau homosexual.. :)
Blame not on stupidity what is best explained by ignorance..

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Getodacul
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Post by Getodacul »

Caesar homosexual nu sunt si misogin sunt numai putin... In schimb sunt realist!
P.S. Si nu mai crede tu lucruri despre altii! Nu esti in situatia sa judeci oamenii ce posteaza pe forum! Intreaba si ti se va raspunde... Cum faci tu s-ar putea sa jignesti!
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Post by mwx »

Nici barbatii nu sunt chiar niste ingeri, poate ca sunt mai sensibili decat femeile :satisfied: , dar nu sunt mai straluciti ca ele.Cred ca asta a farmecul vietii..studierea unora de catre ceilaltii...Oricum imi plac femeile :lol: asa cum sunt ele.<e doar o parere>
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